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reviewed Eden Lake. December 02, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Dvd cover by Dimension Extreme
   Somebody must have seen. Somebody must have heard. Evidently, someone was crafty enough to actually do their homework & make a horror film which sets out to do exactly what a horror film …
reviewed Eden Lake. February 03, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Dvd cover by Dimension Extreme
   Eden Lake is pretty much your standard survival-against-the-odds fare. The only difference is that instead of the usual monster/alien/chainsaw wielding cannibal or hillbilly redneck this …
reviewed Severance (movie). August 10, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Severance
   I wish that we could give half stars when rating films because it would make life so much easier. Some films just fall into that netherland  between a 3 and a 4 and SEVERANCE is one …
reviewed Otis. July 25, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Otis
I'd read so many favorable reviews on OTIS that I was prepared to enjoy a nice, twisted black comedy--perhaps something along the lines of  THE RESURRECTED or even (dare I hope?) SLASHERS, but …
reviewed The Hills Run Red. October 23, 2009
Hills Run Red
*Please note, this reivew has been edited for content on 23 October 2009 at 12:57 EST.      An open letter to the movie The Hills Run Red.       Dear THRR,   …
reviewed Creep. January 25, 2010
Creep
My friend and I came into contact with Creep while browsing the racks at the video store. The art looked cool, the copy read well, so we went for it. She only watched it that one time. I took it home …
reviewed When a Stranger Calls. August 05, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
When a Stranger Calls
      WHEN A STRANGER CALLS      "Have you checked the children"?, and with that said right there we are hit with another remake, this one of course being …
reviewed The Last House on the Left. January 02, 2010
The Last House on the Left
   I’ve seen the remake of Wes Craven's original and it was pretty good plus disturbing. Having seen my fair share of disturbing films like “Cannibal Holocaust.” After watching …
reviewed Teeth (movie 2008). March 21, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Teeth (Ws Sub) (2008)
TEETH is a satirical horror film that explores the mythology of vagina dentata (toothed vagina in latin), the myth created by men that plays on the fears of impotency. Supposedly, a "hero" …
reviewed H2: Halloween 2. January 15, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
H2: Halloween 2
   I was admittedly quite satisfied with Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” (I saw the director’s cut) remake a few years ago. It wasn’t as good as the original but Zombie …
reviewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. May 05, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Movie poster
By now, everyone who has a remote interest in horror films has seen atleast one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre films & knows of it's great importance in the horror genre. While the film may be tame …
reviewed Donnie Darko - The Director's Cut (Tw.... December 24, 2008
posted in Movie Hype
Donnie Darko - The Director's Cut (Two-Disc
-This review pertains to the Director's Cut DVD edition of Donnie Darko-       WARNING: This review contains spoilers! DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE FILM!    …
reviewed Machete. September 05, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Machete
Those who remember the “Grindhouse Double-feature” in 2007 directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez may remember the fake trailer called “Machete”. Well, what began as …
reviewed The DESCENT: Part 2. May 13, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
The DESCENT: Part 2
Neil Marshall’s “The Descent”(2005) was a ‘hyped up’ horror movie that was heavily praised in the U.K. even before it reached U.S. shores. I immediately found myself expecting …
reviewed The Wrestler (2008 film). July 15, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
The Wrestler
WARNING: This review contains spoilers!      There are certain fundamental aspects of American culture in the 1980s that I found to be, for lack of a better word, repugnant. The crassness …
reviewed Barbra Streisand. September 11, 2009
posted in People Power
Barbra Streisand
I'm not a big fan of Barbra Streisand but I'm a big fan of some of the songs she sang. I've also seen some of her movies but frankly, not many of them are memorable as far as I'm concerned. …
reviewed Psycho. October 22, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Psycho (Universal Home Entertainment's 2-disc Legacy Series Special Edition DVD)
When “Psycho” was first released in 1960, director Alfred Hitchcock took great pains to ensure the plot would remain unspoiled. He wouldn’t allow stars Anthony Perkins and Janet Leigh …
reviewed Psycho. January 04, 2011
Psycho (Universal Home Entertainment's 2-disc Legacy Series Special Edition DVD)
Nobody knows how to make horror films anymore, it truly is a lost art. Now I would hardly consider myself an expert on the subject, but gone are the days of monsters, Hitchcock, and classic serial killers …
reviewed Buried. January 21, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Buried
…Nope, this is not a review on the upcoming Ryan Reynolds “Green Lantern” flick but a review on “Buried”. Sorry!!      There are three things that always …
reviewed I Spit On Your Grave. February 14, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
I Spit On Your Grave
I remember seeing the posters for this one when my buddy Chris and were hanging out in Cali for the Weekend of Horrors horror con. I can't say I was thrilled at first when I hard the news although …
reviewed I Spit On Your Grave. February 19, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
I Spit On Your Grave
The 1978 original film “I Spit On Your Grave” was a product of its generation. It was exploitive, bold, perhaps a little silly but it made its mark as the ultimate, infamous revenge/rape flick …
reviewed The Wrestler (2008 film). February 25, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
The Wrestler
**** out of ****      Well, this is rather surprising; Darren Aronofsky directing a sports flick. How about that? So how well does this little stunt pull off? Well, I'll tell you, …
reviewed Buried. March 11, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Buried
**** out of ****     The last time I saw a movie opening as cool as the one in "Buried" was when I looked upon the super-awesome opening to "Vacancy", which sadly lead to an ultimately …
reviewed Freaks. March 28, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Freaks (1932)
**** out of ****     "Freaks" is one of those films that I interpret in ways that most would not, yet I still adore it as much as the next guy. "Freaks" is known best as a horror film, …
reviewed Machete. April 16, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Machete
*** out of ****     Born of a fake trailer and made by the original craftsman, Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" has finally, and recently, released. Before you start reading my two cents …
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