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Most embarassing movie moments.

  • Jun 28, 2011

You can like the movie whether it's popular or not, but theres that ONE moment that makes you wince and if you watch it with others that only will make the moment worse. Here are some of those moments for me.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
Ninja Rap. Ninja-ninja RAP! Yes Vanilla Ice, busts out a rap song while watching the Turtles battle monsters. Even as a kid, I hung my head.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
I remember stating in my quick tip of Alan Rickman something along the line of "has the guy been in anything bad, or put in a bad performance?" and someone reminded me of THIS scene, a scene that I forgot about. Rickman's Sheriff of Nottingham has forcibly married Maid Marion, but is told he must conceive a child with Marion....so he RAPES Marion, not only rapes, it's a WACKY rape scene since it looks so stupid. Yes, this one scene can make you think twice about watching this movie with friends. PS a scene of this IS on Youtube, but for reasons of good taste, it's not going up.
Kill Bill Vol. 2
I love Tarantino, I do but when two stone cold killers come together at gun point, one is able to talk the other out of murdering the other , by announcing that shes pregnant. The other killer being a women and learning this and with assurance that the pregnant killer will leave town.........leaves. Maternal instinct aside.......this seems really weird. Sorry, at this time, I could not find a scene of this.
Batman & Robin
How about almost ANY time Arnold opens his hammy mouth in this nacho of a movie? I stick up for it but seriously even then it is hard to get through.

See the full review, "Holy Guano Batman!".
No joke, I saw this movie in the theater with my dad, a pretty conservative guy and neither of us had read the book before hand. Cue GRAPHIC SEX SCENE 3/4 of the way in. Yeah, fun. For obvious reasons, mainly cause of how graphic the scene is, it's not going up either.
See the full review, "I'll Watch something else, thank you.".
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Poster
What's more annoying and embarassing? The black stereotype cars? The Decepticon testicles? How about that teabagging of the audience by JOHN TURTURRO? Or maybe Sam's Mom being an embarassment ANYTIME she's on screen? Take your pick and hang your head in shame. Sure the movie is dopey fun but damn if it isn't embarassing in a lot of parts.  There are NO clips for this, so this picture will have to suffice.  I-hate-the-mom.

See the full review, "If all you want is smashy, crashy fun then it's good.".
"Do you know what happens to a bad movie that gets struck by lightning?! A bad line that sinks the whole movie experience with massive head scratching and laughter!" Be it Halle Berry's bad acting of the fact that allegedly Joss Whedon wrote a crap line that, it doesn't matter HOW it's said, a stupid line is still stupid. YES JOSS WHEDON reportedly wrote that. Combined with Alien Resurrection, it's proof his farts stink like anyone elses.

See the full review, "Where do we go from here, chaos or community?".
Movie Poster
I really like this Bond movie and a lot can be taken with a grain of salt in any of them but seeing the car chase toward the beginning with the laser beam that can slice a car in half and then a wheel hub cutting a PERFECT hole in the surface of an icy lake. Roll eyes. Thankfully the rest of the movie isn't quite so bad.

See the full review, "Black Ice Bond".
Rocky IV
Remember the sweetness of the first Rocky movie? Real and down to Earth it was? Well 3 movies later he buys a robot for Pauly. A robot that can talk, understand things and even have a woman's voice. The rest of the movie is gonna be REAL hard to take seriously now after we see that! Oh wait, the hostile Cold War Russian crowd start cheering for Rocky and Drago is trained by machines and steroids to be unbeatable, nevermind Rocky eats everyone of his punches and doesn't die. Nevermind.

See the full review, ""TONIGHT ONLY ON PPV, US vs THEM!! DON'T MISS IT!! ORDER NOW!!"".
Star Wars - Episode III, Revenge of the Sith
Yeah the prequels are pretty bad, but 2 of them are at least enjoyable but at the finale of the movie, we learn that a main character is dying because.........said person LOST THE WILL TO LIVE. A main character is dying and they can't even think of a good reason to kill them off. Spock, teach this movie how to kill off a character with meaning! This is simply and stunningly embarrassing. I could also count Hayden Christiansen's whining in the movie, but it's not as BAD as this.

PS, all you need is the first couple of minutes.  This is the only moment I could find with THAT line.
See the full review, "I hereby find the Defendant George Lucas not guilty of creating a sub par Star Wars movie".

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October 27, 2012
God, Dark of the Moon was so awful I couldn't even pay attention through the whole thing. And man, did that death scene from Revenge ever suck!
December 20, 2011
Really fun list. I saw Watchmen on my DVD player at home but wish I had seen it in the theater but not with a family member..lol
June 30, 2011
This is a fun list. I completely agree with you about Watchmen and I finally got around to seeing Transformers:  Revenge of the Fallen this last Tuesday.  After watching it, I felt that Sam's parents shouldn't have even been in the film.  I was also surprised at how much strong language and sexual references were made in a film based on a line of toys.  Oh, and the most embarassing part of Revenge of the Sith and pretty much all of the prequels is the "performances" given by Christiansen and Natalie Portman.  Wooden acting much?!?!? 
June 30, 2011
The dad I didn't mind so much in TF2, it was the MOM. Oh yeah, one of the twins says p**sy and Megan Fox lets out an F Bomb in the slo mo shot when Sam dies before going to robot heaven.......wow, that even sounds stupid typed out. Portman as far as acting goes at least has shown in other movies that she CAN act. Hayden will be fine if he sticks with action movies.
June 29, 2011
Awesome list!
June 29, 2011
I wholeheartedly agree with that scene in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I would also like to point out that Costner's British accent seems to disappear quite a bit in this movie, to a point, I believe, that he jettisons it altogether. Sad, sad movie.
June 28, 2011
Dude, every time I watch the Youtube video for #1, I experience second hand embarrassment.
June 29, 2011
You've actually WATCHED the Ninja Rap out of the movie? I'm sorry.
July 05, 2011
oooch, I looked up Ninja Rap. Time to defrag the computer now.
July 08, 2011
Hahahahaha, when someone sent it to me, I could only sit through about the first 10 seconds before needing to shut it down by the second hand embarrassment.
June 28, 2011
Heh. pretty great idea for a list....I really had a good laugh out of this list! Thank you so much!
June 29, 2011
Oh yeah, thought it would be good for a laugh.
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