REAL long and REAL pretentious and extra violent for the sake of violence take on Alan Moore's comic masterpiece about masked superheores in a fictional 1985 and facing a nuclear war. Read the book. I need to watch it again but I was not impressed by this
See the full review, "I'll Watch something else, thank you.".
Here come the flames. An outlet for venting ones agrophobia like hitting a pillow when your angry or even that someone who has a good life somehow doesn't see the forest for the trees and realize how much worse things can be, instead of having a good paying job and nice apartment you could live under a pile of leaves in the woods. If you belive that humanity hasn't advanced a single solitary molecule since prehistoric days then this could be your movie. Millions love it, I dont' see the appeal.
A little unfair to put it on the list for following up a fantastic film but seriously the series took a turn down dork street with anime influences, psuedo spiritual buddist gibberish to make the movie sound more intellectually refined then it is and a real cop out on a cliffhanger ending that could have been much better. Watch the chase on the free way with the Twin Phantoms and then turn it off.
See the full review, "Well, they got the "LOAD" part right".
What started the trend of real low and talentless movies that serve only to summarize a year in movies through shameless and half hearted parodys. This was the first of the line and sadly not the last.
Hard to pick a single Bond movie. It's always this one, Moonraker or The World is Not Enough but this one usually takes the cake. Too lightweight, Roger Moore's worst job as Bond, an annoying Bond girl and Christopher Lee as the villian being the only bright spot of the movie short of the exotic locations. Not a terrible movie but far from great.
See the full review, "Shine it all you want, fools gold loses it's luster eventually".
A Million cliches a minute from stereotyped characters to it's minute plot of an alien takeover and every unoriginal idea in the book. The first movie to really dazzle people with it's special effects and have a real insulting at times script. May be fun to look at but thats it.
If handled a little better, this could have been really good. The premise has promise but the hero "G Girl" a silly name if there ever was one has powers that are whatever she needs them to be. Full of lame sex jokes to fill a Two and a Half Men episode and not being all that funny. This isn't a BAD movie but it isn't something i need to see again anytime soon either
Born in Wausau Wisconsin. Move at an early age to Ventura California and lived for 8 years. Growing up in a big city landscape didn't prepare me for my next move: Archbold Ohio with a population of … more