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reviewed Machete Kills. October 22, 2013
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Machete Kills
When I did my review of the first Machete film, I thought it would be cute to use an online translator and make the title of the review in Spanish.  This time I didn't even bother since if Robert …
reviewed James Bond 007: Skyfall (2012 film). November 11, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
'Skyfall' Starring Daniel Craig and Directed By Sam Mendes
It really is funny when you think about it.  In 1995 when James Bond was reinvented for modern times with Goldeneye and had of all people, M tell Bond that he was, if I'm not mistaken a "Sexist …
reviewed The Running Man. July 05, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
the Running Man cover
Ahh Arnold, corny and campy 80's action movies aren't quite the same without you or Sly or even Dolph hanging around and this one about a violent game show which puts prisoners through a gauntlet …
reviewed Prometheus. June 09, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
So many have wondered this question and Ridley Scott has decided to try and take the characters in his latest movie on that quest to find where we come from and for good measure brings along his old friend …
reviewed The Incredible Hulk (2008). May 06, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
DVD front
As I said before, the character of The Incredible Hulk is like instant pudding: impossible to screw up.  There can't be anything too difficult about a man who rages out into a giant green monster …
reviewed Thor (2011 movie). May 06, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
Thor (film)
Remember the 80's with movies like Masters of the Universe, Beastmaster 2, among others that took it's far out fantasy characters from another world, took them from that other world and dropped …
reviewed First Blood (movie). March 14, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
First Blood
   You always hear about in movies or other media about someone named Rambo being a bad ass or a tough guy.  He could very well be one of the greatest in movie history and you'd almost …
reviewed Captain America: The First Avenger. July 23, 2011
Captain America: The First Avenger
With the release of Captain America: The First Avenger now out, the comicbook summer of 2011 now comes to a close.  We had our ups with X Men First Class and our downs or at the very least dissapointments …
reviewed Red Heat. April 11, 2011
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red heat cover
Walter Hill must have loved his original misogynistic cop buddy movie with unlikely guys being paired together in the big city and having a bus come into play later for the bad guy to make a getaway …
reviewed Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned. December 22, 2010
Show your rivals who's boss.
The Ballad of Gay Tony was a great add on for the Grand Theft Auto IV series.  It was fun and bright with big nights of glitz and action.  The Lost and the Damned replaces many of those aspects …
reviewed Over the Top. December 10, 2010
Over the Top
After seeing the Rocky movies and finally this, one of Stallone's many attempts to gain some notoriety outside of his Rambo and Rocky characters, I can only wonder if this is something he was tinkering …
reviewed RED. October 16, 2010
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2010 has been quite a year for odd action movies. We had The Expendables about a super group of action movie stars who save the world and later Machete where grizzled Danny Trejo kicks butt just North …
reviewed The Legend of Drunken Master. October 13, 2010
posted in ASIANatomy
The Legend of Drunken Master
Jackie Chan can be so entertaining doing what he does best, martial arts and physical comedy.  He has no problem throwing himself into his action scenes where he fights off his opponents with usual …
reviewed The Terminator. October 11, 2010
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The Terminator
The original Terminator.  The cold blooded killer from the future.  You could give him a date with Brazilian and Swedish supermodels, give him an Aston Martin full of gold Krugerrand, promise …
reviewed Escape from L.A. (1996 movie). September 12, 2010
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Movie poster
Heres a quick story about how much I love the original Escape from New York.  I bought it on VHS and then the next year on barebones DVD and then a few years later updated the BB DVD with a special …
reviewed Machete. September 06, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
As this movie starts, you know subtlety is not it's strong point if a point at all.  Danny Trejo and some sidekick are cops who are being warned not to go after a kidnapped girl in a drug lord's …
reviewed Raw Deal. August 17, 2010
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Raw Deal (1986)
Channel surfing with OnDemand one day I came across a Schwarzenegger movie I hadn't seen, Raw Deal.  I heard of it, never saw it and never heard anything good about it.  Man, there is a …
reviewed The Expendables. August 13, 2010
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The Expendables
For a while I've gotten tired of the "new" guard of action movies.  Usually too stylized with little guys running around.  Too much bullet time and taking themselves so seriously.  …
reviewed Hulk (2003). August 04, 2010
Hulk (Widescreen 2-Disc Special Edition) (2003)
You know, screwing up the Hulk is like messing up instant pudding.  With pudding, pour mix into a bowl, add milk, stir, let cool and then eat.  Hulk is a guy who when he gets mad, grows into …
reviewed Spider-Man 2. August 02, 2010
DVD front
Within the first half hour or so of this movie, we could see our hero:  Get yelled at by his boss, get stiffed on a bill delivering pizzas by a snotty receptionist, lose his job, get yelled at by …
reviewed Sin City (2005 film). July 19, 2010
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Sin City
I just rewatched The Spirit not too long ago and for all it's goofy meandering, it's look was clearly borrowed from this movie and Frank Miller a noted comic legend who lately has had more misses …
reviewed X-Men Origins: Wolverine. July 17, 2010
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X-Men Origins Wolverine
I liked the X Men movies, even the Last Stand which in all honesty made the most effort to present the "mutants rights = modern day civil rights" issues that was supposed to be the X Men's …
reviewed Natural Born Killers. July 17, 2010
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Natural Born Killers poster
I am reminded of a song for this review......            "I see your face is laced with a new kind of taste   It’s great the way you waste …
reviewed Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. June 24, 2010
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
We all know that action movie sequels are usually bad right?  We also know that Steven Seagal movies aren't the greatest things in the world either right?  Well, in a surprise twist, Steven …
reviewed Iron Man 2. May 07, 2010
Iron Man 2
Forgive the parlance, but I can't think of a better name for an irresponsible man who gets loaded, straps on a suit of destructive armor and starts using his laser beams to trick shoot fruit and vases …
reviewed Judge Dredd (comic). May 06, 2010
Judge Dredd (comic)
Do me one favor, before you read this, don't think of ANYTHING from the Stallone movie that this book is based off of, and BASED on is used loosely.      Judge Dredd has …
reviewed Avatar (2009 film). February 02, 2010
You take 12 years and what do you get?  James Cameron has given us a glossy and pretty looking movie that no matter how much sparkle is in the images, no matter how cool the visuals is nothing more …
reviewed The Book of Eli. January 30, 2010
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The Book of Eli
Years ago, the educated in the church were the only ones who could read scripture and keep themselves in power and the world stupid.  The ones in power who are lacking benevolance are in danger of …
reviewed Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie). January 02, 2010
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Sherlock Holmes (2009 movie)
It's probably a good thing that I've never read a Sherlock Holmes story as I might have only gone into this movie with a laundry list of facts and tidbits and leaving the theater annoyed at how …
reviewed License To Kill (film). December 09, 2009
posted in Bond, James Bond
License To Kill
James Bond's 16th film is actually not as bad as some people might think it was but much like The Living Daylights, gets ignored for a simple reason, it's Bond was Timothy Dalton.   …
reviewed Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Str.... September 26, 2009
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
We need to have more movies out now "ruined."      How ironic is it that the best of all Star Wars movies is the one that elicited a tantrum from George Lucas and how he …
reviewed Inglourious Basterds. August 22, 2009
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Inglorious Poster
*Spoilers may follow*      Inglorious Basterds is NOT a World War II movie, sure it takes place in Europe in the early 40's, it has it's noted historical figures like Hitler and …
reviewed Aliens. July 12, 2009
posted in Movie Hype
Aliens is the only other movie in the Alien canon to have any real impact before the series grossly ran out of steam and imported the Predator to keep movies being made.      Picking …
reviewed Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. July 01, 2009
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Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Poster
Transformers!  THE SEQUEL!  Sequels to comic book, superhero movies lately are always a better bunch then the first film having gotten the annoying origin stories and introductions out …
reviewed Rambo. June 29, 2009
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Rambo, the fourth film in Stallones "other" movie francise has him dusting off the character for another go around in action and meyhem again much like that aforementioned "other francise" …
reviewed Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines. June 28, 2009
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Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
A truer phrase couldn't have been spoken by anyone else but Arnold Schwarsenegger in this movie when he's describing his character, comparing himself to the more advanced TX model in …
reviewed Judge Dredd. June 25, 2009
Judge Dredd
Judge Dredd is the first comic I grew up with since it was a big favorite of my brothers.  The comic had some political commentary touching on freedoms and facism, dark/black humor, action and some …
reviewed Doom 3. June 23, 2009
Doom 3
THe original DOom is one of the biggest trend setters in gaming ever.  Walk down corridors with your gun, and if it movies shoot it.  It's the big daddy of FPS games.  Sure Wolfenstein …
reviewed The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. June 21, 2009
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Theres a comedian in the country right now who is phenomenally popular and getting movie roles and TV spots.  His name is Dane Cook.  His rise to stardom is mirroring another comedian who had …
reviewed Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of t.... June 15, 2009
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Star Wars - Episode III, Revenge of the Sith
The stretch for me from Episode I to Episode II was painful.  I really enjoyed Episode I as nice light entertainment and waiting to see what surprises we would see.  After Episode II I couldn't …
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