No lies when I am a big GI Joe fan and while I found 2009's Rise of Cobra entertaining, I found so much flawed, tinkered with and changed for big screen appeal or other reasons that it left a sour … more
2010's The Expendables was a grand celebration of corny action movies with plenty of big names and big action. Upon watching it more I saw it did have flaws such as quick cuts of shaky cam and … more
Ahh Arnold, corny and campy 80's action movies aren't quite the same without you or Sly or even Dolph hanging around and this one about a violent game show which puts prisoners through a gauntlet … more
As I said before, the character of The Incredible Hulk is like instant pudding: impossible to screw up. There can't be anything too difficult about a man who rages out into a giant green monster … more
Remember the 80's with movies like Masters of the Universe, Beastmaster 2, among others that took it's far out fantasy characters from another world, took them from that other world and dropped … more
Domino is one of those movies that should have just worked on every level. Theres a great cast with Keira Knightly, Mickey Rourke and Christopher Walken. A cool story about bounty hunting, … more
You always hear about in movies or other media about someone named Rambo being a bad ass or a tough guy. He could very well be one of the greatest in movie history and you'd almost … more
Die Another Day.......this one has been coming for a while. The best way I can put this movie is that if you took Pierce Brosnan as Bond, and asked him to make a Bond movie with … more
Walter Hill must have loved his original misogynistic cop buddy movie with unlikely guys being paired together in the big city and having a bus come into play later for the bad guy to make a getaway … more
It's taken me a while to want to write this review since out of all the Bond movies, this one is the one I've seen the least. Oh sure there are worse Bond movies that I've seen more … more
In the annals of "video game movies suck" this one film can still remain king for one reason. It became the trend setter for all of them to follow as with all video game movies, it bears … more
One of the most infamously bad movies of all time for being a bomb at the box office, it's in production ego stories and bad jokes and writing, Hudson Hawk is often laughed at by it's mere mention. … more
After a pretty cut and dry ending to the original Dirty Harry, fans were surprised to see this sequel pop up a couple of years later and the ending for the first movie being that Harry had lost his faith … more
The Dead Pool was the 5th and final of Dirty Harry's big screen adventures and after the tepidness of Sudden Impact, Harry's swan song could have ended worse. Harry Calahan … more
Dirty Harry has had an interesting assortment of foes over the course of 3 movies. A psychotic sniper who manipulates Harry and plays the system like a fiddle. A gang of cowboy cops who murder … more
The Enforcer is so gimmick laden and heavy handed that you really have to admire how entertaining it remains in spite of this. I was interested in what this movie had to offer, … more
Well how do you like that?! You get the brass ring in your sights, after a long and painful journey and someone hits the reset button on you. They say those are the rules and they had to do … more
After seeing the Rocky movies and finally this, one of Stallone's many attempts to gain some notoriety outside of his Rambo and Rocky characters, I can only wonder if this is something he was tinkering … more
Is it possible for a movie to be as corny as it is cheesy? Can it still be fun even though the drivel you see before you is pretty bad? Yes on all accounts with this cliche machine of a movie. … more
Ever see a movie that looked so dumb, you heard was dumb and then you see it and it isn't all that dumb? Step on up to see Sly and Snipes tear apart the crapsaccharine world of a future LA. … more
Prince of Persia could be the start of another genre series of high action, special effect laden romps in the some vein as Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean films. You got old tales of yore, … more
It took 6 long years for the character of James Bond to come back to theaters after a lukewarm response to Timothy Dalton's Bond movie License To Kill. Contract disputes and legal matters not … more
As far as the Brosnan Bond movies go, everyone has an opinion on which is best. TND may not be a great movie but at least it's fun, and fast. After successfully stealing … more
2010 has been quite a year for odd action movies. We had The Expendables about a super group of action movie stars who save the world and later Machete where grizzled Danny Trejo kicks butt just North … more
Jackie Chan can be so entertaining doing what he does best, martial arts and physical comedy. He has no problem throwing himself into his action scenes where he fights off his opponents with usual … more
The original Terminator. The cold blooded killer from the future. You could give him a date with Brazilian and Swedish supermodels, give him an Aston Martin full of gold Krugerrand, promise … more
How talented is James Cameron? Lets put it this way. He made a movie where Tom Arnold has major screen time and is entertaining to watch. That takes talent. I don't hate Tom … more
It's been a long time coming but I'm finally going to talk about the movie I most remember from my youth, Terminator 2: Judgment Day. It's the movie I've seen probably more then … more
I should hate The 6th Day for one of the reasons I disliked Raw Deal in that it took Arnold Schwarzenggar and tried to make us think he's just a regular guy and who's even undercover while doing … more
Arnie may not have made a bigger movie then Terminator 2, or a better one but Eraser makes up for it's lesser story with some pure good ol' unbeliveable action scenes of the "that would … more
This ones an odd fellow of the bunch to talk about. It has a history to it being made and when it finally debuted in 83 against the "official" Bond movie at the time Octopussy it did leave … more
Heres a quick story about how much I love the original Escape from New York. I bought it on VHS and then the next year on barebones DVD and then a few years later updated the BB DVD with a special … more
Speed. An action movie with little violence but high on thrills and spills. Other movies try for bigger and better or more accurately messier and more extreme. Yes I know this is coming … more
As this movie starts, you know subtlety is not it's strong point if a point at all. Danny Trejo and some sidekick are cops who are being warned not to go after a kidnapped girl in a drug lord's … more
In 1989, everyone remembers Batman roared onto the movie scene in the summer, made a bundle, sold lots of t shirts and toys, had a Danny Elfman score and a striking if drab grays and charcoals and black … more
Channel surfing with OnDemand one day I came across a Schwarzenegger movie I hadn't seen, Raw Deal. I heard of it, never saw it and never heard anything good about it. Man, there is a … more
For a while I've gotten tired of the "new" guard of action movies. Usually too stylized with little guys running around. Too much bullet time and taking themselves so seriously. … more
I saw the first Men In Black film in theatres and remembered hearing about that film while the world was ooohing and ahhhing Independance Day, both films which feature Will Smith. I thought that … more
There is no doubt that Bond was King back in the 60's. When this movie came out and gave birth to the mega hit of movies, it was undeniable that the man was untouchable, especially when at the … more
You know, screwing up the Hulk is like messing up instant pudding. With pudding, pour mix into a bowl, add milk, stir, let cool and then eat. Hulk is a guy who when he gets mad, grows into … more