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reviewed The Last Stand (2013 film). May 24, 2013
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The Last Stand (2013 film)
Arnold Schwarzenegger.  Love his joyfully entertaining movies, think he's a talentless slug, consider him a legend of action movie cinema or hate him for his personal life turmoil and politics-the …
reviewed G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013 film). April 04, 2013
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G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013 film)
No lies when I am a big GI Joe fan and while I found 2009's Rise of Cobra entertaining, I found so much flawed, tinkered with and changed for big screen appeal or other reasons that it left a sour …
reviewed The Expendables 2. August 28, 2012
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The Expendables 2
2010's The Expendables was a grand celebration of corny action movies with plenty of big names and big action.  Upon watching it more I saw it did have flaws such as quick cuts of shaky cam and …
reviewed The Running Man. July 05, 2012
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the Running Man cover
Ahh Arnold, corny and campy 80's action movies aren't quite the same without you or Sly or even Dolph hanging around and this one about a violent game show which puts prisoners through a gauntlet …
reviewed The Incredible Hulk (2008). May 06, 2012
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DVD front
As I said before, the character of The Incredible Hulk is like instant pudding: impossible to screw up.  There can't be anything too difficult about a man who rages out into a giant green monster …
reviewed Thor (2011 movie). May 06, 2012
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Thor (film)
Remember the 80's with movies like Masters of the Universe, Beastmaster 2, among others that took it's far out fantasy characters from another world, took them from that other world and dropped …
reviewed Domino. April 10, 2012
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Domino is one of those movies that should have just worked on every level.  Theres a great cast with Keira Knightly, Mickey Rourke and Christopher Walken.  A cool story about bounty hunting, …
reviewed First Blood (movie). March 14, 2012
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First Blood
   You always hear about in movies or other media about someone named Rambo being a bad ass or a tough guy.  He could very well be one of the greatest in movie history and you'd almost …
reviewed Die Another Day (film). June 26, 2011
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Die Another Day
Die Another Day.......this one has been coming for a while.      The best way I can put this movie is that if you took Pierce Brosnan as Bond, and asked him to make a Bond movie with …
reviewed Red Heat. April 11, 2011
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red heat cover
Walter Hill must have loved his original misogynistic cop buddy movie with unlikely guys being paired together in the big city and having a bus come into play later for the bad guy to make a getaway …
reviewed Octopussy (film). March 11, 2011
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Octopussy Movie Poster
It's taken me a while to want to write this review since out of all the Bond movies, this one is the one I've seen the least.  Oh sure there are worse Bond movies that I've seen more …
reviewed Super Mario Bros. (1993 movie). January 27, 2011
Super Mario Bros. (1993)
In the annals of "video game movies suck" this one film can still remain king for one reason.  It became the trend setter for all of them to follow as with all video game movies, it bears …
reviewed Hudson Hawk. January 22, 2011
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Hudson Hawk
One of the most infamously bad movies of all time for being a bomb at the box office, it's in production ego stories and bad jokes and writing, Hudson Hawk is often laughed at by it's mere mention.  …
reviewed Magnum Force (1973). January 09, 2011
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Magnum Force (1973)
After a pretty cut and dry ending to the original Dirty Harry, fans were surprised to see this sequel pop up a couple of years later and the ending for the first movie being that Harry had lost his faith …
reviewed The Dead Pool (1988 movie). December 31, 2010
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The Dead Pool (1988)
The Dead Pool was the 5th and final of Dirty Harry's big screen adventures and after the tepidness of Sudden Impact, Harry's swan song could have ended worse.      Harry Calahan …
reviewed Sudden Impact (movie). December 30, 2010
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Sudden Impact
Dirty Harry has had an interesting assortment of foes over the course of 3 movies.  A psychotic sniper who manipulates Harry and plays the system like a fiddle.  A gang of cowboy cops who murder …
reviewed The Enforcer (1976). December 28, 2010
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The Enforcer (1976)
The Enforcer is so gimmick laden and heavy handed that you really have to admire how entertaining it remains in spite of this.      I was interested in what this movie had to offer, …
reviewed Dirty Harry (1971 movie). December 28, 2010
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Dirty Harry (1971)
Well how do you like that?!  You get the brass ring in your sights, after a long and painful journey and someone hits the reset button on you.  They say those are the rules and they had to do …
reviewed Over the Top. December 10, 2010
Over the Top
After seeing the Rocky movies and finally this, one of Stallone's many attempts to gain some notoriety outside of his Rambo and Rocky characters, I can only wonder if this is something he was tinkering …
reviewed Tango & Cash. December 02, 2010
Tango & Cash
Is it possible for a movie to be as corny as it is cheesy?  Can it still be fun even though the drivel you see before you is pretty bad?  Yes on all accounts with this cliche machine of a movie.   …
reviewed Demolition Man. November 30, 2010
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Demolition Man
Ever see a movie that looked so dumb, you heard was dumb and then you see it and it isn't all that dumb?  Step on up to see Sly and Snipes tear apart the crapsaccharine world of a future LA.   …
reviewed GoldenEye. October 24, 2010
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It took 6 long years for the character of James Bond to come back to theaters after a lukewarm response to Timothy Dalton's Bond movie License To Kill.  Contract disputes and legal matters not …
reviewed Tomorrow Never Dies (film). October 24, 2010
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Tomorrow Never Dies
As far as the Brosnan Bond movies go, everyone has an opinion on which is best.  TND may not be a great movie but at least it's fun, and fast.      After successfully stealing …
reviewed RED. October 16, 2010
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2010 has been quite a year for odd action movies. We had The Expendables about a super group of action movie stars who save the world and later Machete where grizzled Danny Trejo kicks butt just North …
reviewed The Legend of Drunken Master. October 13, 2010
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The Legend of Drunken Master
Jackie Chan can be so entertaining doing what he does best, martial arts and physical comedy.  He has no problem throwing himself into his action scenes where he fights off his opponents with usual …
reviewed The Terminator. October 11, 2010
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The Terminator
The original Terminator.  The cold blooded killer from the future.  You could give him a date with Brazilian and Swedish supermodels, give him an Aston Martin full of gold Krugerrand, promise …
reviewed True Lies. October 10, 2010
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Poster for the movie
How talented is James Cameron?  Lets put it this way.  He made a movie where Tom Arnold has major screen time and is entertaining to watch.  That takes talent.  I don't hate Tom …
reviewed The 6th Day. October 10, 2010
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The 6th Day
I should hate The 6th Day for one of the reasons I disliked Raw Deal in that it took Arnold Schwarzenggar and tried to make us think he's just a regular guy and who's even undercover while doing …
reviewed Eraser. October 10, 2010
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Arnie may not have made a bigger movie then Terminator 2, or a better one but Eraser makes up for it's lesser story with some pure good ol' unbeliveable action scenes of the "that would …
reviewed Never Say Never Again. September 23, 2010
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Never Say Never Again
This ones an odd fellow of the bunch to talk about.  It has a history to it being made and when it finally debuted in 83 against the "official" Bond movie at the time Octopussy it did leave …
reviewed Escape from L.A. (1996 movie). September 12, 2010
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Movie poster
Heres a quick story about how much I love the original Escape from New York.  I bought it on VHS and then the next year on barebones DVD and then a few years later updated the BB DVD with a special …
reviewed Speed. September 11, 2010
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Speed.  An action movie with little violence but high on thrills and spills.  Other movies try for bigger and better or more accurately messier and more extreme.  Yes I know this is coming …
reviewed Machete. September 06, 2010
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As this movie starts, you know subtlety is not it's strong point if a point at all.  Danny Trejo and some sidekick are cops who are being warned not to go after a kidnapped girl in a drug lord's …
reviewed Dick Tracy (1990 movie). September 02, 2010
Dick Tracy
In 1989, everyone remembers Batman roared onto the movie scene in the summer, made a bundle, sold lots of t shirts and toys, had a Danny Elfman score and a striking if drab grays and charcoals and black …
reviewed Raw Deal. August 17, 2010
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Raw Deal (1986)
Channel surfing with OnDemand one day I came across a Schwarzenegger movie I hadn't seen, Raw Deal.  I heard of it, never saw it and never heard anything good about it.  Man, there is a …
reviewed The Expendables. August 13, 2010
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The Expendables
For a while I've gotten tired of the "new" guard of action movies.  Usually too stylized with little guys running around.  Too much bullet time and taking themselves so seriously.  …
reviewed Men in Black II. August 08, 2010
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Men in Black II
I saw the first Men In Black film in theatres and remembered hearing about that film while the world was ooohing and ahhhing Independance Day, both films which feature Will Smith.  I thought that …
reviewed Goldfinger (1964). August 08, 2010
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There is no doubt that Bond was King back in the 60's.  When this movie came out and gave birth to the mega hit of movies, it was undeniable that the man was untouchable, especially when at the …
reviewed Hulk (2003). August 04, 2010
Hulk (Widescreen 2-Disc Special Edition) (2003)
You know, screwing up the Hulk is like messing up instant pudding.  With pudding, pour mix into a bowl, add milk, stir, let cool and then eat.  Hulk is a guy who when he gets mad, grows into …
reviewed X-Men (2000 film). August 03, 2010
Some people see the X Men as a lower rent version of the Fantastic Four, where many characters are just churned out for their one identifiable super power such as shooting lasers, flying and being furry.  …
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