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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

A movie directed by Timur Bekmambetov

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'Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter' History + Vampires = A Winner (Video)

  • Jun 22, 2012
By Joan Alperin Schwartz
Most of the time, when you see a film, after you've read the book, you feel let down. The movie usually pales in comparison to the novel.

I am happy to report this isn't the case with 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'

The film, shot in 3D and directed by Timur Bekmambetov (I've never heard of him either) is entertaining, exciting, clever and total fun. 

We meet Abe Lincoln as a boy...a happy carefree boy, until one dark and stormy night, his mother is bitten by a vampire and dies. Years later, the same fate takes his dad.

Lincoln is pissed...All he wants his vengence...Translation: To kill every single vampire on planet earth...give or take one or two.

Now this proves problematic, since vampires are stronger, and faster than us humans...Plus they can fly, as well as disappear, which makes them really, really difficult to destroy. 

But that doesn't stop our young Abe. He practices and practices and eventually it pays off. Let's just say, this is one dude that knows what to do with an ax. 

We follow him into adulthood. Abe gets a job as a clerk in a General Store and then one day...

He meets a mysterious man, named Henry Sturges (Dominic Cooper) Henry hates vampires as much as Lincoln does and agrees to train him. Soon, Abe kick-ass vampire hunter. 

Because of his hatred of slavery, Lincoln gets into politics to abolish it and in case one or two of you weren't paying attention in history class...becomes the 16th President of the U.S.

Lincoln also falls in love and marries the beautiful Mary Todd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and for a while, gives up hunting. You can't blame him, running a country does take up a lot of ones time.

Of course, due to various circumstances, Abe's need for vengence come back stronger than ever. And this time, he has the whole Northern army behind him.

'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' was written by Seth Grahame-Smith, who also wrote the novel. The film has the feel of a comic book/graphic novel...with Lincoln as a Super-Hero. 

By the way, these vampires are nothing like the hot, sexy dudes in 'True Blood' or 'The Vampire Dairies'. These bloodsuckers have long, sharp, pointy teeth and when they opened their big mouths, I jumped out of my seat more than once. 

I gave 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter', which opens in theatres, Friday June 22, 2012, 4 bagels out of 5 because I thoroughly enjoyed this twist on history.

Check out our video to see John's rating and his throughts...The guy actually liked it.

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    June 25, 2012
    I liked this one but I wanted to love it; but I don't know--there was something missing. It is like, I liked what it wanted to do, but the way it did the tempo with a straight face disconnected it with me. It was fun, so perhaps I'll take a look again.
    June 25, 2012
    The book was really, really good. I'm so surprised John liked this film LOL. Seeing 'Spider Guy' Tuesday.
    June 25, 2012
    I will keep an eye out for your review!
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    review by . June 24, 2012
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    ** out of ****    Honest Abe himself tells us early on in "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" that one very significant portion of his life will not be remembered throughout American history. The premise for the film is that he lived a double life as a slayer of vamps; a side-job that started at an early age when his mother's life was taken by one named Jack Barts. This was mere inspiration. Lincoln did not learn that you could properly dispose of vampires for good until he tried …
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    review by . June 25, 2012
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    review by . February 12, 2013
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    Quick Tip by . February 12, 2013
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    review by . December 11, 2012
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    When young Abraham Lincoln angers a man (who happens to a vampire), the man takes his revenge by killing the boy's mother. Lincoln then dedicates his life to finding vampires and killing them with his silver-tipped ax.      I really enjoyed this movie. Yes, it's horrifically gory at times, but the clever mix of fantasy and true events is very well done and I couldn't wait to see what would happen next. We follow Lincoln from store clerk to the White House. …
    review by . June 25, 2012
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    review by . June 23, 2012
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    Star Rating:         Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Don’t you just love a title that plainly spells it all out for you? Say it to yourself, and you’re instantly reminded of the sci-fi/horror B-movies that sounded as if they were christened before an actual screenplay was written, like Attack of the 50 Foot Woman or Creature from the Black Lagoon or Attack of the Crab Monsters. It matters not that the film plays fast and loose with American history. If …
    Quick Tip by . July 05, 2012
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    My husband (creator of the cult classic films FACES OF DEATH) andmyself (actress/screenwriter) are ex New Yorkers, see alot of films and usually disagree. So our friends decided that we need a review … more
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