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  • Sep 3, 2006
Rating:
-3
I've never played the game before but I knew of it and told myself I had to see this movie, especially because of the great cast. I had no idea what I was getting into and I wish I could get my money back for renting this DVD. One major blowup about this flick is that the fight sequences are way too sloppy and slow. You would think that nobody in this movie had training because everybody's out of shape and off on the fight choreography. There's no good soundtrack and the music they do play is boring. Now one thing that happened that I never thought was that every actor was terrible. It felt like they came to the set after the real movie they were filming and they were dead tired. I am warning anyone interested in seeing this movie to stay away, just don't cause you'll be mad.

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Director: Uwe Boll
Genre: Action, Adventure, Horror
Release Date: January 6, 2006
MPAA Rating: R
Screen Writer: Guinevere Turner
Runtime: 1hr 35min
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