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It is rather brisk in this field.  The leaves are descending like a tapestry of aloof dreams.  The wind entices these leaves into a plume of whimsical billowing ontological paradox.  Then I recall that I am just a Straw Man venomously glued to the timberland.  I once was a noble man with a wise tongue.  This plagued me with myriad endeavors and pratfalls.  Many, many moons ago I spoke a jest to a gorgon.  Her curse me transformed me into a sentinelof the corn.
Since my bewitching, I have nothing to do but give my opinions of various media.  I do my best to take these mediums (books, music, movies and other knick knacks) as face value, in some cases a bit deeper.  I do my best to be objective and not conform to what the “greater voice” wants me to fancy.  In some instances, you might hear my “wise tongue” of my former self.
I truly believe that everyone has an opinion and at times, no matter how idiotic or conflicting it might seem to yours or mine, it is valid.  Notwithstanding, always be a critical thinker and ask yourself “Did I understand what I just witnessed?” Once that question is answered, without relying on praise, you’re allowed to develop a conviction.  This form of epistemology is endless.
I am sure my reviews and thoughts might not please all.  Regardless, they are candid.  I idly ebb with hopes that one day I will have this curse lifted by expressing the best analysis.  This will ease the ashen soul of the gorgon and lift this curse from me.  Until then I am shackled to this arid ground as a Straw Man…….
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Real Name
Joshua E Hoppock

April 6, 1977

“Dry hair is for squids.”

I'd like to share what I know about
Abstract Expressionism, Wry Humor, Political Science, History of Cinema, Poetry & why Ben Affleck is suck a bad actor

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Philosophy, Why zombies don't talk, Assimilation vs. Multiculturalism, What Rob Lowe is doing right now

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May 11, 2009

Last Login
Feb 4, 2014 10:38 PM UTC

University of Central Florida '06
Master of Arts in Social Science Education

University of Central Florida '01
Bachelor of Arts in Psychology

Daytona Beach Community College '98
Associates of Arts General Education

Flagler Palm Coast High School '95

River Region Human Services
Assessment Specialist Clinician
October 2006 - Present

Club Z & Flagler County School
Private Tutor/Teacher
January 2006 - October 2006

Millennium Middle School
Social Studies Teacher
August 2005 - December 2005

Stewart-Marchman Center
Case Manager
January 2003 - August 2005

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