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15 Hilarious Sports Quotes

  • Sep 17, 2010
Here are a few of my favorite sports quotes. All of them are on Norman Einstein's level of genius. So check them out and enjoy!
1
Charles Shackleford
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."


(I wonder what he would say about his left and right foot.)
2
Joe Theismann
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
3
"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing." "
See the full review, "The Second Greatest Coach of All-Time".
4
Drew Gooden
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."


One good quote deserves another:

"I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis, I thought he was from Tennessee"
5
Shaquille O'Neal
On returning from a trip to Europe:
REPORTER: Shaq, did you visit the Parthenon?
SHAQ: I don't know. I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.

6
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
7
Yogi Berra
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

2 for 1


Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
8
William
I've been big ever since I was little.
9
Jerry Rice
I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that!
10
Alex Rodriguez
"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic."
11
John Kruk
"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player"
12
Jose Canseco
"Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated."
13
Gordie Howe
“All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.”
14
Manny Ramirez


"You talkin' about practice?" - Manny being Manny and doing his best Allen Iverson impression.
15
Carmelo Anthony
"I kind of knew that Cleveland was going to get the #1 pick so, I think they rigged it - don't quote me on that though."


(Don't worry, I won't).

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September 20, 2010
Thanks for reading! =) I definitely loved the Manny one and will miss (most of) his antics here LA. And it also makes you wonder, if these guys weren't athletes, what would they have ended up being? Too much to think about there =P
October 05, 2010
Hey, fantastic list! So funny:P Btw, if you want to respond to a comment directly you can do so by pressing the blue reply button below their comment. This will also send that member a message that you've responded to them.
 
September 18, 2010
These guys clearly didn't get to the top of their particular heaps on the basis of the their overwhelming intelligence, LOL.
 
September 18, 2010
great list.... i like manny being Allen... that's good. Iverson's practice rant is still one of the funniest things out there.
 
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