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Who will run for President?

  • May 13, 2011
There are certain memberships that I'm embarrassed to admit owning but at least Blockbuster Video doesn't have a shot at running the country. Who would have thought that "It's hard out here for a pimp" would directly translate to moderate conservatives in 2011?

I'm pretty sure that as a nation of 300 million people there must be some Republican candidates out there who could trump, well, Trump. But unfortunately the entire party has given up on the idea of finding someone smart and inspiring and instead focused on working towards the middle of the Venn diagram of "Evil", "Rich" and "Crazy".

Check out my cut-out-and-keep guide the the Republican candidates most likely to run in 2012:

*I'd like to offer Michael Bloomberg since I think he's a closet Republican.

If you think about it, Dr Evil would be an ideal candidate. While the nation struggles with unemployment, debt and multiple wars, it would be easy to campaign on a platform of shutting down NPR, banning Planned Parenthood and extending gun rights to children. There could be some spectacular side debates on gays owning guns, too.

Please wake me up when the Republican Party starts representing conservatives again rather than batshit crazy fringes stirred up by Glenn Beck. Otherwise I'll see you in 2016.

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May 29, 2011
Ron Paul is the only one I'd consider voting for at this point. Though to be fair, Obama has turned out to be a closet republican himself so its a draw as far as I'm concerned.
May 29, 2011
I'd love to give Ron Paul a shot too, though I suspect it will never happen. Obama a Republican?! You mean that not closing Gitmo, extending the Patriot Act/Bush tax cuts/wars and giving the oil companies tax credits for more drilling doesn't convince you?! ;-)
May 13, 2011
I'm sure both Reps and Dems will work things out by the time their respective conventions come to play. Remember Pat Paulsen for President? Or Howard the Duck? Dr. Evil, I'd vote for him. :)
May 13, 2011
I hope you're right! It's something of travesty when the process leads to choices like McCain/Palin. Dr Evil all the way!
May 13, 2011
Yes! For a laugh, go to Wikipedia and do a search for fictional presidential candidates. Maybe we should make a list of them!
May 13, 2011
Don't you just love Wikipedia? This sort of knowledge is just priceless.
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