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The Five Most Ridiculous Songs of 2011

  • Jan 16, 2012
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It's official....I'm old. Yes, I found myself quite frequently throughout 2011 wondering what the heck has happened to music and pitying the poor Millennials that obviously have NO CLUE what real music sounds like. Yes, I'm sounding like all of our parents who chastised our playing of Elvis, later The Beatles and in my generation, Nirvana or Run DMC. Usually, I can laugh it off...oh, those silly kids, it's just a phase (which is exactly what our parents/grandparents said about Rock 'N Roll and Hip Hop). But, this year, I reached my limit. Here are the five songs that I think top the list of ridiculousness:
Moves Like Jagger

This. Freaking. Song. It's followed me EVERYWHERE ever since I saw it premiered on The Voice. It followed me to sports events, bowling lanes, swanky lounges, the bank, and yes, even Puerto Rico. I just don't get it. What the hell does this song mean? Jagger doesn't dance, so that rules that out. The only possible explanation is if he's talking about Jagger's moves in the bedroom and how on Earth would Adam Levine know about that? Just sayin....

The song, however, is definitely pop and as such is so incredibly catchy that even if it drives you nuts (like myself) after about the 500 gagillionth time you hear it at a beach bar in Puerto Rico, you start tapping your feet. Trust me, it's a horrible realization that the song's grasp has gained control of your feet. Your brain starts yelling, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"I don't need to try to control you/ Look into my eyes and I'll own you/ With them moves like Jagger/ I've got the moves like Jagger/ I've got the moves like Jagger..."
Rebecca Black - Friday (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Oh. My. Earbleed! This song is almost forgivable if it was truly written by a 14 year old girl, I mean...teenagers, they don't know any better. This song was actually written by not one but, TWO grown men. I really think it could be one of the worst songs of all time and I'm not alone. At one point, the video received 3 million dislikes.

Really, each and every lyric of this trash is ridiculous, so I encourage you to look it up for yourselves and have a good guffaw. Here's the most ridiculous lyric:

"Fun, fun, think about fun/ You know what it is/ I got this, you got this/ My friend is by my right/ I got this, you got this/ Now you know it..." Ummmm....what?
I'm Gay
Warning: Song has explicit and idiotic lyrics.

Wow. This guy is special. When I showed this and his other videos (which include such hits as "I Have AIDS", "Wonton Soup", "Charlie Sheen" and "Dr. Phil) to my husband, Fernando couldn't stop laughing and then said, this kid MUST be kidding. The sad thing is that I don't think that's the case, I think he seriously thinks he's a rapper and a successful one at that. This song is not only ridiculous but, it's incredibly hateful and would easily fall into the ignorant SOB section of a music store.

First, this jokester rips off my favorite Marvin Gaye album cover for his cover of his album (I'm Gay (I'm Happy)). Then, he says that this album will be a classic and is just as good as 2Pac and Biggie. The ridiculousness just keeps coming...

"I'm a gay [bleep]" repeat for a hundred times. Enough said.

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February 26, 2012
Do yourself a favor and look up Toddintheshadows at thatguywiththeglasses.com, I think this list is proof enough that you would enjoy his work
February 27, 2012
Nice! Will do, thanks!
February 24, 2012
WOW, glad I have only heard 2 of these prior.
February 24, 2012
SO horrible, I hope your ears aren't bleeding!
February 23, 2012
I recently found myself flipping on the old radio (remember those?) station I listened to as a young teen. I didn't recognize anything I heard on it. As I went through my twenties, I found that I knew less and less about the current music, and had no idea who was who anymore. It's a weird feeling, isn't it? Finally, I just had enough. I'm afraid I've outgrown popular music. I haven't heard of half the artists on this list! And it's not like I can flip on MTV to learn about them, because they don't play videos anymore!
February 23, 2012
I know exactly how you feel and I'm a DJ! I feel way out of touch with current music. I'll try to listen to it to give it a chance (or maybe to cling to the idea that I'm still cool) and within a minute I'll change the station or switch to my MP3s/mix CDs.
January 20, 2012
AHHHHHH "Firday" MAKE IT STOP !!!!!!!!!!!! *blows head off with shotgun*
January 20, 2012
LOL...I know! That's what I thought the first time, well, every time I hear that garbage!
January 21, 2012
I blew my head off with a shotgun. Your talking to my ghost right now. Im dead.
January 21, 2012
lol...well, thankfully a part of you remains!
January 25, 2012
I found a 1-up mushroom, i got 99 lives now. Yay!!!!!
January 27, 2012
Yay! And now I have Super Mario Bros' theme song stuck in my mind lol...
January 19, 2012
Oh man.... :D
January 19, 2012
Moves Like Jagger is one my daughter likes, but I hate it for the same reasons as you. I listened to your other ones listed (part of them as they are just God-awful) - nice list Samantha!
January 19, 2012
Thanks Brenda! Yeah, a lot of people like that song because it's a good pop song. The lyrics don't make any sense but, the beat is really catchy lol
January 16, 2012
hah. I am almost so happy that I haven't heard half the songs on this list LOL!
January 16, 2012
Yes, you should be! I can't believe how far off music has gotten...hopefully the list makes people laugh though ;p
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