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Lunch.com's "token Brit".

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reviewed Another Earth. December 06, 2011
posted in Awesomeness
Another Earth
FADE IN:       Spoiled brat Brit Marling is driving home shitfaced listening to the exposition on the radio when she sees Another Earth in the sky.      CUT …
reviewed Margin Call. November 09, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
Margin Call
I quit watching the latest Pirates movie to watch this. I have no idea what that film was about and why Penelope Cruz still gets acting work. Utter, utter waste of time. Margin Call is tightly written …
reviewed United States Postal Service (USPS). November 09, 2011
USPS
Probably the worst thing for the USPS is that it's controlled by Congress, giving them no power to determine their own fate or profitability. In a classic example of how the Federal Government can …
reviewed Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Div.... November 09, 2011
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce
It's not that I hate Kim Kardashian so much as a toxic media culture that enables these kind of shallow, vapid avatars to thrive. It seems like there's no end of Paris Hiltons and Lindsay Lohans …
reviewed Bridesmaids. October 14, 2011
Bridesmaids
Featuring my  new Express Review Format™      1. The first 45 minutes is slow beyond words. The funniest person in the film - Terry Crews - is only there for about 30 seconds.   …
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Quick Tips
posted a Quick Tip about Orange. December 09, 2011
Orange
Nothing rhymes with orange. Until now. I have created the word borange, which describes people who both suntan and talk too much.
posted a Quick Tip about The Smurfs. December 07, 2011
The Smurfs
They made a movie of this? What happened? Were the rights to Dino the Last Dinosaur too expensive?
posted a Quick Tip about Occupy UC Davis Pepper Spray Incident. November 23, 2011
Occupy UC Davis Pepper Spray Incident
Shameful. Truly shameful. They should fire the cops involved.
posted a Quick Tip about Get Money Out Campaign. October 14, 2011
posted in Big Government
Get Money Out Campaign
Get Money Out is Dylan Ratigan's campaign to table a constitutional amendment to stop corporations from buying out the political system.       Dylan - one of the people I'd …
posted a Quick Tip about Steve Jobs. October 06, 2011
Steve Jobs
Take a moment to watch his 15 minute speech at Stanford in 2005 - very insightful: http://goo.gl/zfyeL
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Latest Lists
created a list. March 02, 2011
posted in Awesomeness
Sometimes, you've just got to wonder what motivates the naming of stuff.
I Spit on Your Corpse, I Piss on Your Grave Cooking With Pooh I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Kids Exchange Austria
created a list. February 16, 2011
posted in MovieSucktastic
As any marketer will tell you, a good name or slogan is short, simple and direct. There are some films that didn't bother checking with the marketing …
Class of Nuke 'Em High 2: Subhumanoid Meltdown Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995)
created a list. January 28, 2011
posted in Awesomeness
Proof that bad design continues to surround us, computers have given bad designers a new outlet for their creative evil. Time to drive out the demons …
Confirm Email field Adobe Photoshop Password field Windows Sounds Adobe Flash
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March 23, 2011
.Any reviews for the UK import, Elizabeth Taylor? We set up a featured poll of her best films. Check it out! Here's the link: http://www.lunch.com/silverscreen/Poll-Best_...lor_Films_-428-980.html
 
March 04, 2011
Just heard you snagged a pair of "Golden Thumb" awards. Many Congrats! Always enjoy your take on things. Keep up the good work!
March 07, 2011
Many thanks - much appreciated.
 
March 04, 2011

Just wanted to add my congrats to your dual win.  Those things look heavy!  Drop a review or two to the Silver Screen community if you have the urge to write about a classic oldie.  :)    Love your TV reviews!

March 07, 2011
Thanks! I just signed up to Silver Screen...
March 07, 2011
Thanks much! It has not been a year since starting that community and I've learned so much about classic Hollywood -- even then they were making films that would cater to the audiences and stay in business. Check the polls and read the reviews & tips. Who's your favorite actor or actress from that time (the 30s - the 60s)?
 
March 03, 2011
Congratulations on your dual win! Great writing and awesome speeches. I really enjoyed them. :)
March 03, 2011
Thanks Adrianna - and to you too! Let's keep cranking out those reviews for 2011..
March 05, 2011
I hear you there! I'm starting the 2011 year *very* slowly. I keep trying to get more reviews out, but other things get me distracted. Darn rl! These next two weeks will be a bit hectic because of my cat's illness and traveling, but after that, I'm ready to get settled and start writing again!
 
March 03, 2011
Congrats on your double win, J! Glad to finally be able to hear Lunch's "token Brit's" accent ;P
March 03, 2011
Thanks Debbie! You know I'm *really* from West Texas, right? It's a Marfa twang.
December 22, 2012
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