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reviewed Limitless. July 28, 2011
posted in MovieSucktastic
Limitless
This is my new express review format since there's more to say about TV commercials these days than most films. It's a super-sexy new format that will help you save time, get to the good stuff, …
reviewed The Adjustment Bureau. June 02, 2011
posted in Movie Hype
The Adjustment Bureau
If you go to Fort Morgan Colorado, you will find the grave of master essayist Philip K Dick. If you listen carefully enough beyond the wind blowing through the trees, you'll hear a faint whizzing …
reviewed Black Swan (2010 film). December 20, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Black Swan (2010)
Darren Aronofsky has achieved the impossible: he's made ballet cool. Seriously, get rid of the Best Film award and introduce the Made Something Cool That Was Hitherto Completely Uncool award, and …
reviewed Inception. July 26, 2010
posted in Movie Hype
Inception teaser poster
Listen to the some of the awesome Hans Zimmer soundtrack while reading:            A film like Inception only comes along once a decade, and it's no surprise …
reviewed Moon (2009 movie). January 22, 2010
Moon DVD
Here's a funny thing: I had a moment of desperation towards the end of Act 2 where I thought it was going to fall apart. Everything was going well - tight dialog, well acted, interesting twists - and …
reviewed A Perfect Getaway. January 10, 2010
A Perfect Getaway (Theatrical/Unrated Director's
We almost didn't rent this since it sounded like it could be a slasher pic along the lines of Touristas, which ranks in the top 2 hours of sick voyeuristic snuff I've ever seen. But this has some stars …
reviewed Whiteout. December 29, 2009
Whiteout
I knew when the opening scene had Kate Beckinsdale getting into a shower that it was the only thing they could do to get the audience's attention. It's pretty much downhill from there, descending into …
reviewed Half Light. August 17, 2009
Half Light
This film has a load of strong points, and I've got to believe that the writer and director - given some experience - will produce some really solid work down the line and this was just training. It's …
reviewed V for Vendetta (2006 film). July 23, 2009
V for Vendetta (2006 film)
A cinematic giant, V is a great example of a perfect film (other examples in my methodology include Out Of Africa, The English Patient and Goodfellas). Literally no actor could be replaced, no scene cut …
reviewed Passengers. June 24, 2009
Passengers
Anne Hathaway puts her scarily-large eyes to dramatic effect in this painfully slow drama. Actually, her eyes are about the only ones open by the end since it felt like the whole week had passed. The …
reviewed Disturbia (2007). June 15, 2009
Disturbia (Widescreen Edition) (2007)
I'm surprised the lawsuit from the owners of Rear Window has taken so long, since it took us about 15 minutes to scream 'rip-off'. Apart from the really strange name, Disturbia is Rear Window but without …
reviewed The Happening. May 01, 2009
The Happening
In our opening, people start committing suicide randomly,finding strangely violent cinematic ways to dispatch themselves -¬†and they haven't even seen this film yet. Cut to Marky Mark, a high school teacher …
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