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The Town

A 2010 movie directed by Ben Affleck.

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I preferred when it was called Heat

  • Dec 28, 2010
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-3
Let's get one thing out of the way, lest I upset the Affleck fanboys: The Town is not a good movie. And not just because the trailer looked interesting but completely misled the audience. I'm glad they gave Victor Garber a job, even briefly, since he'd probably be behind on his rent otherwise (and we know from Pretty Woman what happens then).

In case you don't know, it's about a bank robber doing "one last job" as a romance develops with a woman - previously a hostage - who doesn't know his profession. And it happens in Boston.

There are a couple of fairly average action sequences tied together by characters dialogging at each other like they've got a goldfish memory mixed with verbal diarrhea. And that's pretty much it, except for the fact that everyone says "Fuck" in Boston a lot, and Don Draper from Mad Men is a better ad guy than FBI agent.

I would leave it at that, but there are massive plot holes and leaps of logic all over the places. Here are some of my favorites:
  1. The first heist is expertly planned. Then the subsequent robberies were thrown together haphazardly for no apparent reason other than to attract cops and create chase sequences. Really incredibly dumb beyond words.
  2. The FBI suspects Affleck & Co from the start, but doesn't bother surveilling their activities, except at one barbecue. Basically, had the FBI agents acted like the real FBI (or the fictional FBI in any other movie ever made), Affleck's crew would have been shut down after 10 minutes - and I could have hit the local bar.
  3. Rebecca Hall complains that her Prius had bottles thrown at it "in the projects". Affleck and sidekick go to a specific apartment in the projects and beat the ever-loving Bejesus out of someone without ever making the connection between the two. Firstly, how did he know the guy? And - more importantly - why would he even care or take the pointless, pointless risk in the midst of planning heists amidst FBI stings?
  4. The A-Team quality skill-level with machine guns is really laughable and looks really dated, but I just threw that in for giggles.
Not content with a sieve-like storyline, it's then delivered to us amidst some truly awful dialog, where characters feel compelled to provide exposition in every damned scene (in between saying "Fuck" a lot):
  1. Hall, upon meeting Affleck for under five minutes, is pretty much gagging to confess what we all just saw happen, and it sounds like: "Btw, I was just in a bank robbery which I have to tell you because I like you and here's some more information about the robbery which obviously there's no way you're involved in because that wouldn't make any sense." The good news is that she doesn't say fuck very much.
  2. Renner (remember the guy from The Hurt Locker?) reminds Afffleck that he spent 9 years in the slammer more times than my mom reminds me I once left my jacket on a bus. Talk about repetitive, and that's in between his incessant ranting about needing "take cayrh of the fuckin' toonie bank bitch". What a charmer too.
  3. Postlethwaite meanwhile delivers a slight variant on the "I killed your brother" speech common in screenplays with something to do about how Affleck's mother died like a whore - you know, the sort of thing you'd say to encourage someone to shoot you in the "reproductive area", which (SPOILER!) Ben does at the end.
Before I get to some other gripes, I'd like to pause and reflect on Affleck's double whammy in The Town, even though I'm probably a toonie/townie or whatever, and here it is: he directs his own dismal acting poorly, so they kind of cancel each other out. The direction is on par with the average episode of Dexter, which is fine for TV but really sub-par for the silver screen. As for the performance, Affleck's acting is so stale that they could have used a week-old baguette instead...







See? But that's a cheap shot, since many actors do a bad job directing themselves. I just liked the idea of Photoshopping that image, especially since the sign to the right said something about "fried dough".

What's more unforgivable than his lackluster line-reading is the way that Heat was ripped off so mercilessly - and Michael Mann isn't even dead yet! Heat was such a definitive genre movie that you screw with its awesomeness at your peril.

"SIMILARITIES" betwixt the Amateur-Land Movie Called "The Town" and The Masterpiece Called "Heat":
  1. Super-obsessed cop chasing down the hero, and specifically remarks multiple times on how awesome the hero's crew must be and how they need to be shut down.
  2. The crew doesn't plan their own jobs - an established character-actor-slash-third party provides all the info.
  3. Cops rely on tiny fragments of information from informants to make giant leaps of faith to bust everyone in the crew. Should be picking lottery numbers instead, since it's pretty weak in both films.
  4. Cops photograph everyone in the crew at a casual event, but it's ok since the hero knows about it - and tells the cop later! "We've been made, boys!"
  5. Cop and robber sit down and have a tete-a-tete about which one is going down first. Great when De Niro and Pacino do it.... not so great when Hamm and Affleck give it a shot.
  6. Hero meets a sweet-yet-damaged girl who makes him realize that his awesome lifestyle is really terrible and needs to get out. Naturally, she doesn't know what he's doing but finds out and then hates him and loves him anyway.
  7. The cops stake out the last job but only at exactly the point where the gang is leaving with the money. Imagine that.
  8. Crew walks down street with machine guns and big bags full of greenbacks - cop sees one member and kills him.
  9. Hero disguises himself as cop/security to bypass cops in pursuit. I presume in real life this wouldn't fly, by the way.
  10. Cops use girlfriends to ensnare robbers, but girlfriends use magic signals that haven't been previously foreshadowed to save their beloveds. A little cheaty.
  11. Hero must deal with final "set things right" killing before it's all over. Even for Affleck, shooting a man in the rhubarb is really a little low.
I'm sure I could find another dozen if I bothered to watch this again, but I have better things to do, like boiling my hair. It's remarkable how similar they are - The Town is just like Heat but without quality acting, dialog, direction and suspense, though otherwise it's the same film. Now, don't get me wrong: it's not that the The Town is all bad - it's just that we already saw the good parts in Heat and Ronin.

Bring on the fanboy feedback - BRING IT ON!

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January 19, 2011
Perfect review title, great analogy and analysis - totally agree!!
January 19, 2011
Thanks! Can't believe it was Pete Postlethwaite's last film....
 
January 09, 2011
Wonderful review although I feel the exact opposite of you about this film, love the way you wrote this though. Some of the stuff is explained better in the extended cut but I was thinking "Heat" at times as well. Renner though I must say [regardless of what was written for him to say] was excellent. Been a fan of his since his first flick, speaking of Renner have you seen "Dahmer"?
January 10, 2011
Lol, I haven't seen Dahmer though I will add it to my Netflix queue immediately.

I was pondering over the weekend a new movie that's a cross between The Town and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? So many excellent scenes planned.
 
December 30, 2010
Yeah I pretty much thought that GONE BABY GONE had the better storyline, but this had better direction and execution. It does have a very cliched story but I liked it. The direction was real strong though, and I am a sucker for "Heat-like" themes and firefights. I scored this a strong 3.5- a weak 4 I think. Your review was pretty entertaining as always! Btw, nice new profile pic!
December 30, 2010
Have you seen the French movie District B13? Pretty entertaining stuff from Nikita director Luc Besson. New profile pic for 2011!
December 30, 2010
Yes I have. that movie had crazy stunts. The lead there was one of the bad guys in Kiss of the Dragon methinks. There's actually a sequel now filming out in Europe and Asia now called "B13: Ultimatum". Nice photo, James!
 
December 29, 2010
LOL, though I've heard the contrary from a few people, I love how you teared this a new one! HIlarious :P
December 29, 2010
It's bad. Real bad. Though speaking poorly of Affleck is like criticizing Apple, so I fully expect some slaps (or ignores)....
 
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The Town is a 2010 action crime thriller film starring, co-written and directed by Ben Affleck that is based on Chuck Hogan's novel Prince of Thieves. The film opened in theaters in the United States on September 17, 2010 to rave reviews, with Rotten Tomatoes giving it a "Certified Fresh" rating with 94% positive critical reviews.

The motion picture is one of a number of films set in Boston, Massachusetts over the past decade that have formed a "sub-genre" of crime movies, including Affleck's own Gone Baby Gone.

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Director: Ben Affleck
Genre: Drama
Release Date: 17 September 2010 (USA)
MPAA Rating: R
Screen Writer: Ben Affleck, Peter Craig
Runtime: 123 minutes
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
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