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The "Not Love, But Makin' Love" Song List For Valentine's Day

  • Feb 14, 2012
Ah yes, it's Valentine's Day again!  In honor of this wonderfully romantic holiday (and with tongue planted firmly in cheek)  I offer up a list of ten songs not about romance or wining and dining the one you love, but in honor of the act that any redblooded American male hopes to achieve later in the evening.

If you're easily offended by songs about "it," you might want to skip this list.  I'm doing the entire thing for a laugh, so I hope everyone takes it in stride.  I do believe that there are no dirty words in any of the songs listed, but I'm making no guarantees on that claim.

It's no big shock that many rock bands have gained success through the release and promotion of songs about makin' love.  From Poison to KISS, many bands have based their entire careers on tracks about the dirty deed.  For this list, I focused primarily on tracks from 80's glam and hard rock bands.

Hopefully one or all of these tunes will help you out on your love conquest today!!
Let's Put The X In Sex
This KISS tune is pretty much straightforward.  You've gotta admire their honesty!

Pur Some Sugar On Me
If you can decipher frontman Joe Elliott's lyrics (or just get the general idea) you'll quickly understand why this is one of the most popular songs in the world to strip to!

I Want Action
Once again, I have to admire the straightforward fashion in which these bands approach the ladies.  I could have closed my eyes and dropped a finger on a list of Poison songs and hit one about their favorite pasttime, but I figured I'd go with the one with the best video.

Cherry Pie
Jani Lane singled out one particular lady for this track, and I can't argue with him about his fondness for "pie."

She Goes Down

Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood was their biggest album commercially.  This little gem from that album was never released as a single, but deserves to be on this list if for no other reason than the fact that it has a zipper and a giggle in it!

Shake Me
Cinderella's first single and their ode to a lovely lady who asks them politely to "shake it, don't break it, baby" actually features a pretty cool video that plays on the whole Cinderella theme.

Wicked Sensation
Lynch Mob (featuring guitar whiz George Lynch) has been around for quite a long time now.  They've split up and regrouped a number of times and still play shows from time to time.  This track, the title tune from their 1990 release, remains one of my favorite "dirty" songs.

Feed My Frankenstein
The master of macabre, Alice Cooper, gets very descriptive on this track with wonderful lines like "Well I ain't no veggie, like my flesh on the bone."  This track was released at the end of the hair era, and I believe it's still one of the best anthems from that time.

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February 18, 2012
I agree. The list and the pictures are great !
February 16, 2012
aw. this list is awesome.
February 16, 2012
February 14, 2012
Awesome list...Love in An Elevator by Aerosmith's a goodie and I had another one but I can't remember it for the life of me. Maybe after I have some coffee, I'll have to let you know!
February 16, 2012
There really are way more than ten songs that I could have put on here. I completely forgot about Aerosmith. They've got quite a few tracks that could have made this list.
February 16, 2012
Yep! That's the one that popped in my head- did you ever see that video?
March 27, 2012
Yes, I've seen that video but it was ages ago. I'll have to find it on youtube.
April 08, 2012
Found it! Have fun :)
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