Schtinky
"Elaine Benes says it all"
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November 27, 2008
[Movie Theatre] Peterman and Elaine are still in front of The English Patient. Peterman stares, enraptured, at the screen. Elaine is totally frantic with boredom. PETERMAN: Elaine, I hope you're watching the clothes, because I can't take my eyes off the passion. ELAINE: (quiet vehemence) Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. to the screen) Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! (louder) Die!! The other … more
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Starring Ralph Fiennes, Willem DaFoe, Colin Firth, Jurgen Prochnow
Directed by Anthony Minghella
Writer: Michael Ondaatje, Anthony Minghella
1996
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Directed by Anthony Minghella
Writer: Michael Ondaatje, Anthony Minghella
1996
Cast:
Naveen Andrews,
Juliette Binoche,
Willem Dafoe,
Colin Firth,
Ralph Fiennes,
Kristin Scott Thomas,
Julian Wadham,
Philip Whitchurch,
Matthew Ferguson,
Hichem Rostom,
Lee Ross,
Peter Ruhring,
Torri Higginson,
Dominic Mafham,
Jason Done,
Sonia Mankai,
Rim Turki,
Sebastian Rudolph,
Sebastian Schipper,
Anthony Smee,
Roger Morlidge,
Clive Morrison,
Simon Sherlock,
Thoraya Sehill,
Sondess Belhassen,
Salah Miled,
Abdellatif Hamrouni,
Samy Azaiez,
Habib Chetoui,
Phillipa Bay,
Paul Kant,
Clive Merrison,
Jürgen Prochnow,
Liisa Repo-Martell,
Lothaire Bluteau,
Nino Castelnuovo,
Raymond Coulthard,
Fritz Eggert,
Amanda Walker,
Kevin Whately,
Geordie Johnson
Director:
Anthony Minghella
Genre:
Drama,
Romance
Release Date:
November 15, 1996
MPAA Rating:
R
Screen Writer:
Anthony Minghella
Runtime:
2hrs 42min
Studio:
Miramax Films,
Tiger Moth Productions
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