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""The Expendables" Such an incorrect name for these guys!"
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Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) leads a group of heavily armed and well skilled mercenaries. They normally tackle tough hitman jobs that sane people wouldn't even give a thought on taking up. They complete a mission in Somalia and return to the states with a new mission waiting for them. -summary
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Assembling some of the hottest action movie stars from the 80's on to the 2000's for one big explosive, adrenaline pumping extravaganza sounds like a great idea in theory. To be honest, I was sold on the very mention of it when I first heard of The Expendables directed and co-written by Sylvester Stallone. I actually had hope for the movie since the guy's career had been made on these type of movies. After finishing this flick, all I saw was missed opportunities and some very choppy action with weak CGI special effects to go along with it. The story and plot really wasn't much better, and I just have to wonder had this movie been directed by Uwe Boll would it have the same following. For some reason I kind of doubt it, because it's cool to rip Boll and not cool to tear apart this poor man's A-Team made up of accomplished action stars. And lets be honest here.... This really isn't too far above sir Uwe's standards.
Well, since everyone says you watch this movie for the action and damn the plot, let's talk about the action. While there is a large amount of fire fights and high speed car chases; I found the editing and sped up direction when called for to be very distracting at times. Jet Li is a very entertaining martial artist, and you don't get enough of his moves list here at all. There are far too many flashes of blows and shifts in the action for me to really enjoy much. The gun battles were unimaginative for the most part, and the digitized gore was too fake looking. Rambo used this same stylish approach, but it actually looked better there while it felt like Stallone was trying to play it safe here, and for me it just didn't really work.
I know people don't want you to pay attention or talk about the plot (because it sucks and they don't want you to know that), but it's part of the movie so here goes. Barnes receives a mission from Mr. Church (Bruce Willis) to lead an attack against a dictator in a South American country. This leads him to meet a brave patriotic woman named Sandra (Giselle Itie), and he's forced to leave her behind when his recon mission goes up in smoke. I really began to lose interest in the plot when the focus shifted to a woman because you knew where this was headed. There's nothing the least bit clever or suspenseful here. The plot twist and even bad guy deaths can be seen from a mile away.
The movie was just boring all around for me; the cameos within cameos failed to register, characters were stale, dialog missed more than it hit, and it's pretentious message pushed through Mickey Rourke felt forced. And that's another thing, Rourke delivered a solid acting performance. What is good acting doing in this movie? Stone Cold Steve Austin and Randy Couture are in it. There isn't suppose to be good acting in this.
The Expendables does have its little cool moments involving Jason Statham, the macho man syndrome is through the roof, and it does have that 80's action movie nostalgia feel; but due to the bad special effects, choreography, and complete lack of imagination, the Expendables is a great idea gone wrong. Also, shame on you John Rambo for swiping from Dogs of War starring Christopher Walken, which is a far superior film by the way.
Pros:
-Assembles an interesting cast of stars
Cons:
-Very bad use of CGI and editing
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FM_ALEX
December 05, 2012
I liked this one as I am sure you could have guessed but it could have been a true classic with more put into it.
Madpenguin
December 05, 2012
I'm not surprised. I thought it was too stale, and the sequel makes it look even more horrible.
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RabidChihuahua
November 28, 2012
Thanks for the warning on this.
Madpenguin
November 28, 2012
You're better off watching Commando.
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Movies, Action Movies, Action, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham, Randy Couture, Eric Roberts, Dolph Lundgren, Terry Crews, Senyo Amoaku, David Zayas, Gary Daniels, Steve Austin, Amin Joseph
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Sylvester Stallone
Genre:
Action,
Adventure
Release Date:
August 13th, 2010
MPAA Rating:
R
Runtime:
103 mins
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