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  • Sep 7, 2006
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The unfortunate Baudelaire children, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, were last seen driving away from the horrible Prufrock Preparatory School where their dear friends, the Quagmire triplets, Duncan and Isadora, where kidnapped by Count Olaf all because they had helped the Baudelaire's. Fortunately, Mr. Poe finds a young couple willing to take in the three orphaned children: Jerome and Esme Squalor.

Jerome seems like a nice enough fellow. However, his wife Esme is rather strange, eccentric, and pretentious. Jerome is fine except when Esme is around. Then he seems incapable of thinking for himself and he submits to her every wish.

The Baudelaires don't seem in as much danger as usual in this story (but they are always in danger). However, there is a very long staircase, a false elevator, and a brief reunion with some very dear friends; the Quagmires! Oh, but that's when the danger is revealed. Poor Violet, Klaus, and Sunny discover they were playing into Count Olaf's hands all along. Not since A BAD BEGINNING has Olaf been so sneaky. It's all too terrible to talk about anymore. Read about it for yourself if you wish.

I'm going to fix a tuna sandwich on the gas stove.


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In which the Baudelaires have the best adventure yet, with a plot twist that caught my breath and almost put a tear in my eye. These are books with children as the main characters, but aren't "just" kids books.    Read and enjoy. Followed by: The Vile Village
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Fans of Lemony Snicket's wonderful Series of Unfortunate Events won't be surprised to find that in the sixth installment the three Baudelaire orphans' new home proves to be something of a mixed bag. As our ever sad but helpful narrator states, "Although 'a mixed bag' sometimes refers to a plastic bag that has been stirred in a bowl, more often it is used to describe a situation that has both good parts and bad parts. An afternoon at the movie theater, for instance, would be a mixed bag if your favorite movie were showing, but if you had to eat gravel instead of popcorn. A trip to the zoo would be a very mixed bag if the weather were beautiful, but all of the man-and woman-eating lions were running around loose." And so it is for the bad-luck Baudelaires. Their fancy new 71-bedroom home on 667 Dark Avenue is inhabited by Esmé Gigi Geniveve Squalor (the city's sixth most important financial advisor), and her kindly husband, Jerome, who doesn't like to argue. Esmé is obsessed by the trends du jour (orphans are "in"), and because elevators are "out," Sunny, Violet, and Klaus have to trudge up 66 flights of stairs to reach the Squalors' penthouse apartment. (Other unfortunate trends include pinstripe suits, aqueous martinis--water with a faint olive-y taste--parsley soda, and ocean decorations.)

As the book begins, the Baudelaires are not only frightened in anticipation of their next (inevitable) encounter with the evil, moneygrubbing Count Olaf but they are also ...

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ISBN-10: 0064408647
ISBN-13: 978-0064408646
Author: Lemony Snicket
Genre: Children's Books, Teens
Publisher: HarperCollins
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