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  • Oct 20, 2010

Okay, this cereal is really bad for you but quite delicious. Chocolate and marshmallows. And the fact that around here, I can only find it during Halloween is just a crime. But why oh why did they think putting a vampire on the front as the symbol would be a good idea? I can remember seeing poor kids cry as they went down the cereal aisle with their moms..."mommy, the vampire is gonna get me!" They didn't care that it was chocolate and marshmallows. They could get Lucky Charms. All they knew was that the vampire was gonna get them. That is how ingrained into our culture the vampire is. And Count Chocula isn't that scary. Frankly, I think that it is quite appalling that a vampire is the character for a cereal. A cereal! He doesn't want milk....he wants to feast on your blood. Where is the old lore here? Where is the fear besides on that poor kid's face? It's okay Tommy, the vampire won't hurt you. Why don't you wish him a Happy Halloween and offer your wrist in exchange for some more milk?

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review by . July 19, 2010
posted in Awesomeness
The sugar content is scary
   A sugary cereal of chocolate and marshmallows, Count Chocula was the first of the monster cereals along with Frankenberry and Boo Berry.      The stuff is delicous and a favorite among connusuers of cereal but it's taste has changed over the years by having at least a cup of sugar removed from the recipe to reduce it's sweetness.  I HAVE in fact scooped sugar on this stuff to make it tasty and sweet as hell.      Cheap for $2 and …
Quick Tip by . July 26, 2010
posted in Awesomeness
I can't believe my mom fed this to me as a child & I'm a little grossed out by the ingredients, but hot damn, I'd still eat a bit of it for nostalgic value!
Quick Tip by . July 19, 2010
posted in Awesomeness
The greatest chocolate cereal ever with chocolate oat pieces and chocolate marshmallow pieces. Add sugar to make it even more awesome.
Quick Tip by . April 20, 2010
posted in Awesomeness
I hid a box of this goodness in my room when I was 5. When I found out that my brother had found it & eaten it all, I cried my eyes out.
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General Mills monster-themed breakfast cereals
is a series of five current and formerly distributed breakfast cereal brands for the North American market during the later half of the 20th century. The series includes the currently produced Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo Berry, and the currently discontinued Fruit Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy.

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