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King of All Cosmos Is the Full Package

  • Jan 25, 2011
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Which is to say he is absolutely fabulous, in many senses of the word. I would prefer to think of him as bisexual, largely because it seems well within reason that he would find it utterly gauche to be merely one sexuality or another.

It is a shame they toned down his package in subsequent games, as it reminded me of jokes had with friends over Jareth the Goblin King's similar attributes in The Labyrinth. He is such an over the top character that it only fit with everything else. How often do you meet a king who goes on a bender, crashes through the universe destroying its stars, and sends his pint-sized prince with a little ball to roll everything up on the planet Earth merely so he can fix his error (while diminishing another piece of the solar system).

Let's also not forget the Royal Rainbow by which he escorts the prince to his destinations. Truly fabulous.

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February 07, 2011
Hah, yes, this guy is all kinds of fabulous gay. I think I have my 2011 Halloween costume now, ^o^ . Thanks for the review!
 
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More pompous, vain and bitchy than a dressing room full of drag queens, and shall we say a… theatrical fashion sense. Purple form fitting cat suit, frilly collar, cape, rainbow headpiece, crown, six pack, prominent package, and facial hair that would make the most seasoned leather bar patron seethe with jealousy. And of course, there are his “Royal Rainbow” powers. This guy is so gay that when he opens his mouth, a rainbow comes out…literally. 

They tried to throw us off the track by giving him a “wife”, The Queen of All Cosmos, and a son, The Prince, who you actually play in the game. All this proves to me is that the King has more than one beard and a line on a good orphanage. If your gaydar doesn’t go off into the red zone with this one, it’s time to get new batteries.
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