The righteous may never achieve victory, but at least we can keep the lefteous from blazing new trails of extreme left-wing conformity through the pervasive impact of NPR. Just the other day I was called a homophobe because I believe it is against nature for men to have sexual relations with chickens. And I’m damn tired of all those NPR programs about immigration and birth rates. We just need to teach English, not Spanish, in our schools and all that stuff will go away. Breast feeding? Oh, God. A woman’s titties belong to her man, not to the babies. When our first kid, Zytec (we named him after a magazine ad) popped out, I wasn’t about to give him one of my woman’s titties. I called over Ol’ Bubba, our coon hound, and set Zytec onto Bubba’s nose to nurse. Zytec went right to sleep and Bubba was as happy a coon hound as I ever saw. Each one of our eight kids has suckled on Bubba’s nose. Why doesn’t NPR talk about that…the kind of things that real, honest, hard-workin’ people do? And I don’t want no handouts from the government. Just don’t touch the ones I already git. Let's raise the banner of Bubba's Nose and find solutions to our problems right at home, snoring gently in front of the fire.
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