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10 Ninja Stars (NiNJA ASSIANATION)

  • Dec 3, 2009
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     Well, can we talk about going to new heights in action? Now I must be the first to say that I really didn't expect another movie for at least the next three years to top 300. But this movie get 10 stars from me due to the action and new concept of making a martial art movie, of unknown secrects, that ninja fans has wanted to see for  some time. From the martial arts scene, to the arm ripping,  beating of kids molding them into a killing machine augghhh have to say this movie is on point.
     Funny thing about it is that noone really knows the true history of the ninja. Oh yeal, we all know that it was a new style of fighting  that was invented somewhere, sometime durning the 14 century, and rumors says they still exist to perform jobs on high ranking officials and or on criminals for a price....(hold on for a minute....trying to see if I have 500lb of gold lying around here...maybe it's in the attic..somewhere)...But this movie help with explaining some unknown facts.
      Now we have seen some of the scenes in 300, but I really have to give the graphics a high 5.  And whatever you do, don't drink tooo much soda. If you do, cross your legs and hold it till the end of the movie because missing one part will make you lost. Also if you hate blood and abuse toward kids...this is a must not see....the kids get whipped till blood flows.  (I'm not into abusing kids but this was a good concept) 
     Last but not least..ummm...hold on people.. yelp...I just messed around and sat on one of my ninja bomb and  blew half of my anus off so i got to go to the ninja doctor. If you would just go see ninja assianation...and umm ouch ..we'll talk later...ooowee that blood runing down my leg don't look good. Better get my ninja bomb boodie blast sewing kit and sew that back on...peace stephon
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December 03, 2009
Be hard on me.. My first post ever...bring it on...aauggghhhh..oh and love yall
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I'm Stehon Alfred...an artist from st. louis Mo. and i'm here to meet new friends..read and explore new things and to share my music
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