Dear Vons Pavilions,
I know we have had an on and off relationship, and I know I don’t come around as much as I used to, but I want you to know: I HEART YOU.
With your nicely decorated interiors, wide aisles, and great mood lighting how can I resist you? Strolling through you is one of the most remarkable shopping experiences one could imagine. Its like you’re always taking me on a date.
Your employees are the happiest grocers I have ever met. Not like those at Ralphs who are too consumed with their insider’s gossip to ring me you. Your staff always greets me and asks if I need anything. Your sample vendors are pleasant and always put a little love into the food they serve.
Your selection, Oh, your selection. You have everything a normal market has plus a ton more. From your huge bakery to your florist, you make my heart sing. From your Starbucks to your home and garden section, you blow me away. And so much meat! You know how I love me some meat and you have PLENTY. And that doesn’t even include all the seasonal crazy things you carry, that are ever-changing in the store.
I just want to thank you for all you’ve done for me. Before you, I thought that love was dead, but I was wrong. You have inspired me to create fantastic dishes, and to never ever buy fast food again. You really, really are A World of Difference.
Always yours,
Kevinism
