More soymilk variation than Safeway has toothpastes
"Two buck chuck", or more importantly, a whole case of booze for $28 (yes, that's California CRV tax for you rather than my math)
19 cent bananas and $1.99 steamed beets
Organic fruit in plastic boxes
$1.99 grapefruit juice and $2.99 OJ "NOT FROM CONCENTRATE"
Samples including pizza and fresh coffee, both in microscopically small servings
A "Weightwatcher's Nightmare" of cheese (new plural)
It almost makes me forget that they don't have anything useful like Diet Coke or bleach, and I finally got over my paranoia about the lack of conveyor belts and parking spaces. There's enough bell ringing on an average visit to feel like you're in The Hunchback of Notre Dame, but you may not notice it over the endless selection of old tunes. I'm not completely sure, but I suspect it's company policy to smoke weed on lunch breaks - as long it's organic. Right on, bro.
As the headline states, yes, there's a reason why my friends call me a Trader Ho. It's because, well, I am. I'm a ho for Trader Joe's, and I'm not afraid to admit it (I'm also a Cost-Ho, but you can read about that in another review!). First of all, I love how organized their store is and how they mostly only sell their own line of food products. This takes the hassle out of having to compare different brands and prices. Their foods are fresh, mostly … more
Let me just start by apologizing to all devout-Trader Joe's shoppers. I know, I've been there. In fact, I started shopping there more than 20 years. Very friendly employees, fun & colorful packaging, easy to handle and perfect for bachelor/ettes & college students, loooow prices, and kitchy titles on self-branded items. But my boyfriend & I no longer patron them. This is why: Processed foods from far away places (talk about 1500 … more
Seriously though, it's like my little oasis. A truly happy place. My kid gets a balloon... I get amazing selection of what is basically a curated grocery experience, crazily low prices (without any coupons or weird club cards) and a wide array of healthy options -- from organic, to vegan, to just plain yummy. Feels like that small neighborhood market my mom took us to as kids, when we lived in this little hippie enclave in the midwest. It really comes … more
Trader Joes had great, affordable quality products. There is no question about it. They also have a seemingly great, straightforward return policy: if you don't like it, we will take it back, no questions asked. I recently bought some chewyble "great tasting" omega 3 supplements, Sea Gummies, to increased my vitamin intake. Please, do not buy them unless you enjoy the taste of sugar coated fishes. They were pretty bad. I decided that I could not eat them. I … more
I was first introduced to Trader Joe's when I was attending college in California, but it probably wasn't until I moved to New York that I realized how much I loved that little grocery store. When they opened their first store in Manhattan off of Union Square, it was clear they had severely underestimated how much value people placed on their brand and their products. With many Californians living in New York City the store is always bustling, and there are typically two long check out lines … more
I'm a big fan of Trader Joe's grocery stores, although I can''t shop there exclusively because they don't have the, er, bad, unhealthy junk food I like. For example, Pepsi. Hey, a girl occasionally needs some Cool Ranch Doritos and Oreos in her life. Mostly when I go I buy prepared and frozen dishes, because they are fantastic here. Trader Joe's doesn't stock much, if anything, that's not high quality food. (And by this I mean no high fructose corn syrup … more
I don't have a Trader Joe's near me, and that is the only reason I don't give them 5 stars. It would be nice if they had an online store too. Otherwise, I love their products and philosophy. Great tasting, wholesome food at affordable prices. Their Red Pepper (and Eggplant) spread (formerly Pinjur) is to die for. Trader Joe's gathers tasty treats from across the globe and puts them under one roof. Their stores and marketing have an old-timey … more
Trader Joe's is a privately held chain of specialty grocery stores headquartered in Monrovia, California. As of December 2008, Trader Joe's has a total of 315 stores. Its stores are located most densely in Southern California, but the grocery company has locations in 24 other states and Washington, D.C. Trader Joe's was founded by Joe Coulombe and is currently owned by a family trust set up by German billionaire Theo Albrecht, one of the two brothers behind the German supermarket chain Aldi. Trader Joe's stores usually have a South Seas (often seen as Hawaiian) theme. CLICK FOR LOCATIONS