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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

A movie directed by Timur Bekmambetov

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It May Be A Stupid Movie, But It's a WELL-MADE Stupid Movie, Which Makes All The Difference...

  • Jun 25, 2012
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+4
The summer movie season can be home to plenty of whimsical, often ridiculous premises for movies. We’ve seen movies based on comic books, toy lines, and most recently, board games. “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” continues the trend with one of the most laughable titles I’ve ever read, let alone the absurd premise of the film that pits our 16th president against a horde of blood-sucking night dwellers in an alternate-history romp. That being said, I was just as surprised leaving the theater Friday afternoon as I was when I first heard that the movie itself was being made, but for an entirely different reason. My surprise came from the fact that Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was actually a great, entertaining movie. I was honestly at a loss for words at how much I liked this movie, and even more surprising was the fact that there were several elements from the movie to point to. One is the film’s deadly serious tone. They take the concept of Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires and instead of making a winking self-parody they revel in how cool that idea sounds to almost every teenage boy in America, cranking up the violence and gore, self-indulgent slow motion shots and more than a dozen historical inaccuracies that would make a fifth grade social studies student blush. No one in the film ever winks at the camera or takes the time to stop and wonder how silly it is for this lawyer from Illinois to be hunting vampires, there’s hardly any time with all the gratuitous vampire slaying going on. Also worth thanking is director/Zack-Snyder-prodigy Timur Bekmambetov, who’s previous work on movies like “Wanted” really proves itself to be more than handy. Timur keeps the pace tight and buoyant enough so that you never even have the chance to question how bizarre everything is, and much like “Wanted” he choreographs his action much like a video game cut scene, giving you a consistently great view of what’s going on and out-doing itself with larger scale and more outlandish set pieces in every new sequence. As I said earlier, Timur’s also clearly a fan of the slow motion, but it never gets too redundant, every time it makes an appearance it does a great job of giving you time to take in what all’s going on while simultaneously reminding you the scene you’re currently watching is as cool as you thought it might be. If there’s any real glaring flaw in the film, it is Seth Grahame-Smith’s script. Smith wrote the worst movie I’ve seen so far this summer, Dark Shadows, and just his name on this movie’s credit made me cringe. His script isn’t downright terrible, but the trademark thinness and clunkiness in his writing becomes more prevalent in the last half. On great display here is the solid cast. Rufus Sewell plays it up just sinister and dastardly enough as the lead vampire scum, Dominic Cooper gets some of the best moments in the movie as Lincoln’s vampire mentor, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, or Ramona Flowers as I’ll be forever calling her thanks to Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, commits a really great, hilarious performance as Mary Todd that brings a lot of unexpected life to a few of the duller scenes. What would you know, even the world-famous “I know I’ve seen that guy before” actor, Alan Tudyk pops up as one of the rival politicians in the first act of the movie. It’s Benjamin Walker though as our titular vampire hunter/president that’s been getting a lot of the praise from film critics all around the circle. Walker does an incredible job in the film, especially in the movie’s last 30 minutes (aka it’s best 30 minutes) when (real life spoiler alert) he actually becomes president and gains the trademark beard/stovepipe hat. I thought his work in the first 2/3 of the film was strong but unremarkable, but it’s really that transformation that occurs where you can’t even recognize Walker anymore that really pushes the movie into “great” territory. All in all, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter may be a stupid movie, but it’s a WELL-MADE stupid movie, and that makes all the difference (studios take note next time you’re making a board game movie no one asked for). A handful of outstanding action set pieces, a terrific cast that bring some serious life to the proceedings, and a story that delights in deadly-serious fun make “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” one of the best surprises of the summer.

4 out of 5

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December 11, 2012
Very nice review! I agree with all your comments. I hate bloody movies, but I liked this one.
 
June 25, 2012
I did not know that about the director. I thought Bekmambetov was established in Europe for his works in Vampire movies such as "Nightwatch" and "Daywatch"....thanks for the review!
 
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