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Area 407

A movie directed by Dale Fabrigar and Everette Wallin

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Jurassic Park gets the found footage treatment; this time with even more stupid characters.

  • Sep 16, 2012
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* out of ****

I'll never understand what IFC Films sees in half the films they help distribute; especially the films that are a part of their IFC Midnight sub-chain, which specializes mostly in horror movies or movies of a darker nature in general. Once in a while, they'll help get a pretty good or even great genre flick out there but that feels like merely once in a blue moon. Most of the time, they're either assisting Tom Six in spreading his cinematic hate-letters (and I don't even mind the "Human Centipede" pictures thus far) or releasing stinking piles of pure dog-shit like "Area 407"; a dull exercise in found footage that the makers and the distributers would probably like to believe is way more artsy and entertaining than it actually is.

As it opens, we're introduced to a pair of sisters heading to their home of sunny LA, one of them an annoying brat who likes to play around with her sister's handheld camcorder. Once they've boarded the plane, the annoying sister starts filming everything and every passenger; including some poor middle-aged bald guy who both sisters believe is an alcoholic (so, yeah, not so nice to laugh at the guy's problems). When they're just about to reach their destination, the plane hits extreme turbulence and crashes in the middle of nowhere; certainly not Los Angeles. We assume that a lot of people die, but a lot of the crew also survives; including one of the flight attendants. Then we hear the combined sounds of human cries for help and animalistic roaring in the distance.

For the longest time, these stupid characters won't stop bickering with one another. It's not too long before we learn that poor middle-aged bald guy is not very "poor" at all, at least not in the sense that I originally thought he might be. His attitude is certainly of no more or less that quality, I can tell you that. The group has to move whilst staying together in order to find shelter; since something is stalking them nearby in the darkness, and that something happens to be some sort of dinosaur (a raptor perhaps). Well, you can't say they've done everything with the found footage genre!

The film offers up as little characterization as possible, and that is where it is most dreadful. We don't care for these people in spite of their dilemma, and even though the first fifteen minutes of the film are decent if not in an empty, soulless sort of way; the whole thing is mostly kind of joyless. I've seen the good, the bad, and the ugly of found footage; and you can guess where this one belongs. The film doesn't even make good use of its villain; instead resorting to techniques that we've seen so many times before and utilized much better. Plus, the dino effects are bad, so...yeah. And the explanation for their presence (the plane crashed in the titular area 407, kind of like Area 51), while not illogical, is even more disappointing.

I find it insulting that just about any old idiot can buy a cheap camera and make a cheap movie. I miss the days of "Cannibal Holocaust" and "The Blair Witch Project" where the found footage was not a gimmick but a style; and an innovative one at that. "Area 407" has zero suspense, zero characterization, and zero entertainment value. It's boring, dumb, and genuinely unimaginative. Who thought it was a good idea to make this thing let alone give it a theatrical release? Why must the filmmakers lacking in all talent get noticed while the ones with actual skill sit in the corner, with their works unreleased? You could literally go to Youtube and find a found footage film or short film (like the "Marble Hornets" webseries) more worthy of attention and praise than this piece of crap. Avoid at all costs, for the taglines lie. "Area 407" is too lame for reality and too disturbingly bad for fiction.

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September 25, 2012
too much running around that this movie became just monotonous. It was too bad, it was a good idea, but just could not pull it off. Nice review.
 
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review by . July 05, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
      It appears like the “found footage” gimmick have really picked up since the days of “The Blair Witch Project”. Not really sure what brought this on; I mean it took them a little longer to really pick up on this (“Blair Witch” was released in the late 90’s), so I guess the box-office successes of the original “Paranormal Activity” and the Spanish intensely fantastic horror hit “[REC]” has a lot to do …
review by . September 26, 2012
Two and One-Half Stars: AREA_407 Becomes A Clever Disaster In Ways It Shouldn't Have
At the risk of tooting my own horn, I’m comfortable admitting that I’m far more forgiving of these “found footage” films than most reviewers.  I’ve no problem saying that I’ve enjoyed the PARANORMAL ACTIVITY franchise, even find them modestly creative in their own way.  Also, that APOLLO 18 flick wasn’t all that much a failure, certainly not so much as the critics would have you believe.  And, yeah, even THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT had some solid …
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