I can safely say that, without a doubt, Bride Wars is the worst film I have ever seen. Granted, I did not see this of my own free will. What truly sucks about it is that it could have worked if it had been written in a different way. It could have worked as a dark comedic satire of how shallow women perceive weddings. It could have worked as a psychological thriller about two womens' descent into madness over their weddings. It could have even worked as a love story about lesbianism. Even as a light, frothy rom-com, it could have worked if they had male characters with...you know...lines, a personality, and a backstory and whatnot. But with non-existent male characters, stale jokes, and a plot that will only appeal to a certain type of women.
First of all, the film is so aggressively girly and the pointless "war" is a pretty shitty substitute for conflict and they think that they can just tack on a "friends forever" message at the end and it will all be okay. For those of you who are blessed without the knowledge of this film, it is about Liv (Kate Hudson) and Emma (Anne Hathaway), two horrible selfish shallow women who both get engaged around the same time to men with an equal amount of personality (NONE!). In fact, when Emma's fiance has the audacity to bring up the "war", he's made out to be the bad guy.
The whole reason the "war" starts is that there's a clerical error from the dumbass secretary of the wedding planner so their weddings were scheduled for the same day. You'd think in their girly best friend world, having a double wedding would be the best thing ever, but then we wouldn't have a shitty excuse for conflict. There's also a checked-off list of cliches for this film, and it doesn't even really seem like a movie, just a power-point presentation with the occasional video clip tossed in.
The acting is also horrible and it's by far Anne Hathaway's worst performance to date. I mean, I don't like any of the other actors in the film as actors themselves, and they are even worse in the film. Steve Howey, Chris Pratt, and Bryan Greenberg are the three male actors in this film, and none of them have personalities. They also just have a few lines each and they're all under ten words and completely lacking in humour and originality.
Another thing I didn't understand was the ending. First of all, they paired Hathaway with Bryan Greenberg, who plays Kate Hudson's brother. I mean, he confided in her, but the pairing just doesn't make sense. Another thing, the end joke just doesn't make sense. Needless to say, I hope "Baby Wars" doesn't come out of this and make it into a franchise.
There is nothing salvageable about this movie. The acting is horrible, the story is thinner than a bridal veil, and all of it is extremely mean-spirited and unpleasant. Why don't these two women just get married? To each other, I mean, they're clearly the only people on earth that can stand each other. The actors do horribly, it's way too agressively girly, so only certain types of women will like it, and it's just an all around horrible movie
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