The movie has some early moments of creepiness, and you think you might be in for something slightly original, perhaps even a souped-up EVIL DEAD? But those hopes are quickly dashed when you realize the movie's sense of humor is mostly tone-deaf (i.e. NOT FUNNY), the actors are worse than horrible and by the final third, their motivations are TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
The only reason the film gets two stars, is because the production values are slightly above average, the opening 20 minutes are so shows promise and because 1 star should be saved for totally irredeemable garbage like FEAR.COM or THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES. Those films actually destroy your brain. CABIN FEVER mostly frustrates it, or puts it to sleep.
Also, the DVD is packed with some unique extras...extras that aren't for kids!!!
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