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Black and White Cookies Will One Day Make Everything Right In This World

  • Aug 12, 2009
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 I like cookies. Sugar cookies are my favorite, of course, as who doesn’t like chomping down on hot, sugary goodness in circle form (Cube form is good, too, you know)? Oatmeal raisins are ok, and chocolate chip has its place, too, but you know what cookie I just recently discovered? Black and White cookies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, Seinfeld already extolled upon the joys of Black and White’s and how they bring harmony and peace to the land of cookiedom, but I think they’re SOOOO good, that I think they deserve another shout-out.

Black and White cookies, if you didn’t already know, are made from the ingredients of good and delicious, and come from a factory run by attractive Asian supermodels. The black side is a dark flavored mix of sugar and black, which is good in its own right, and the white side, also has sugar, but is crunchier than black and a little lighter on the palate. The best part of black and white cookies though is the fact that you’re pretty much getting two cookies for the price of one. The thing is, I’m not so sure if the black part could go well on its own, and the white part is somewhat lacking that counter punch. But together, mixing in harmonious jungle fever, black and white make peace in the mouth, and also peace in the heart. Black and white cookies, I heart thou.

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August 13, 2009
Oh man, I remember that episode of Seinfeld, and I had no idea that these amazing cookies come from a factory run by attractive Asian supermodels! :P

By the way, did you mean for this review to post to Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, or did you want it to be posted to Black and White Cookie?  If the latter's the case, just let me know and I can move it for you ;)
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Theatrical poster Directed by Carl Reiner Produced by William E. McEuen
Richard McWhorter
David V. Picker Written by Carl Reiner
George Gipe
Steve Martin Starring Steve Martin
Rachel Ward
Carl Reiner Music by Miklós Rózsa
Steve Goodman Cinematography Michael Chapman Editing by Bud Molin Distributed by Universal Pictures Release date(s) May 21, 1982 Running time 89 minutes Country  United States Language English

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid is a 1982 comedy film directed by Carl Reiner and starring Steve Martin and Rachel Ward. It is both a parody of, and homage to, film noir and the pulp detective movies of the 1940s and 1950s.

The film is a collage effect of old black and white movie clips from films of the 1940s and 1950s, with more recent footage of Martin and other actors (including Carl Reiner, Rachel Ward, and Reni Santoni) similarly shot in black and white. When everything is put together, the original dialogue and acting becomes part of a completely different (and ridiculous) story. This was the last film for both costume designer Edith Head and composer Miklós Rózsa.

Among the actors who appeared from classic films were Edward Arnold, Ingrid Bergman, Humphrey Bogart, Wally Brown, James Cagney, William Conrad, Jeff Corey, Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Brian Donlevy, Kirk Douglas, Ava Gardner, Cary Grant, Alan Ladd, Veronica Lake, Burt Lancaster, Charles Laughton, Charles McGraw, Fred ...

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Director: Carl Reiner
Genre: Comedy
Release Date: January 1, 1982
MPAA Rating: PG
Screen Writer: Carl Reiner, Steve Martin
Runtime: 1hr 29min
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