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Deadly Weapons

A movie directed by Doris Wishman

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What a chest! Other than that there is no there there

  • Jan 5, 2010
Rating:
-2
My first exposure to this exposure was in my teens when a male friend and I went to a drive-in movie. We were similar in that our breast experience was limited to suckling at our mother's breasts or accidental encounters with a bare female relative. Therefore, we were both big-time gaga over the "bigtime" gaga's that appeared so often on the screen. Every possible excuse (and many times without one) is used to fix the camera on Chesty's massive mammary glands. In our teens, we used to joke about girls that could be dangerous if they spun around quickly, but with Chesty it may not all be a joke. She is huge and saggy.
Other than that, this movie has practically nothing going for it, the plot is slow, dull, and it meanders back and forth from plot movement to breast movement. It is difficult to determine which is worse, the acting or the dialog. Fundamentally, Chesty's boyfriend is killed by mobsters, so after a good soaking of her bare breasts by her tears she vows to seek revenge. She then tracks them down one-by-one and kills them by smothering them with her bare breasts. "If you're gonna die anyway . . ."
This movie is really bad, suitable only for reliving a high point of your youth or as an element of a bad movie festival where you invite some close friends so that you can all hoot at the hooters.

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Yes, Virginia, there is a Doris Wishman, and she really did carve a career out of blunt, bizarre, and bewilderingly bad sexploitation films.Deadly Weaponsis one of her most notorious, a revenge tale starring the impossibly endowed Polish-born stripper Chesty Morgan (identified in the credits simply as Zsa Zsa), whose claim to fame is a 73-inch bust that she displays, strokes, and fondles in practically every scene. The nominal plot involves a mob blackmail scheme and a double-crossing gangster who just happens to be Chesty's boyfriend. When the syndicate kills him, she goes undercover to take her revenge on his murderers in a most unique way: She smothers them with her grotesque bosom. There's nothing erotic about this crazy freak show, but it is jaw-droppingly weird. Chesty is no actress--she shuffles, zombielike, through the picture while numbly gazing down as if looking for her mark--and her voice is supplied by a breathy American. As far as that goes, Wishman isn't much of a director. The picture is highlighted by flat performances, clumsy editing, wildly fluctuating color, and a tendency to cut away from dialogue scenes (she often lands on Chesty's mammoth mammaries) to hide the fact that all of the voices are dubbed in later. There's little of the spirit that makes Ed Wood's klutzy little pictures so much fun, but there is something strange and unique about this outrageous, unreal, and otherwise numbingly inept picture. It proved successful ...
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Director: Doris Wishman
Genre: Drama
Release Date: January 1, 1970
MPAA Rating: R
Studio: Anchor Bay
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