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Hulk (Widescreen 2-Disc Special Edition) (2003)

A film directed by Ang Lee

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HULK SNORE!!!!

  • Aug 4, 2010
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You know, screwing up the Hulk is like messing up instant pudding.  With pudding, pour mix into a bowl, add milk, stir, let cool and then eat.  Hulk is a guy who when he gets mad, grows into a 10 foot green monster of a man who's super strong, can leap into low orbit and has boundless rage once he gets going.  It's a big green monster who smashes up anything in his path.  How do you mess that up?  Well heres one way to do it.

I would love to go into the story but it's the bare basic of a Hulk story of Bruce Banner, the man who when he gets angry, you won't like him cause he Hulks out and turns into the big green dude.  A brilliant man whos monster comes loose and has the military after him.  Nothing much to say.  The movie really bogs down with not enough action and WAY too much talk.  You know your pushing it when Star Trek: The Motion Picture moves at a better clip.

Action, Adventure, Boring?  Yes, summed up beautifully is what this movie gives you.  It is an adventure in a sense, and when theres action it's good but MAN you have to work your way with a bulldozer to get through the dead wood to get to the good stuff.  Ang Lee the director had something here with repressed memories and childhood anger is a nice idea for Hulk, but when EVERYONE knows that Hulk is gamma iradiated superman in what is one of the most classic pieces of comic story telling.  Yes a gamma explosion is in this but more lipservice is payed to young Bruce Banner's dad experimenting on him and how his feelings towards him affect his change or some nonsense like that.  Wouldn't Ang Lee have been better off taking the script and making his own comic book type creation with it?  Putting the Hulk in this seems really after the fact when I thought about it.

The Bottom Line is that this movie when it does get moving it's not half bad but the Hulk isn't really a character I think of when I look for character study and daddy issues that this movie had and sometimes this thing just CRAWLS.  This Hulk is gamma powered, if gamma is a fancy word for ambien. 

HULK SNORE!!!!

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October 21, 2010
I actually liked this one honestly, just as much as the next one that followed it. Still great review.
October 21, 2010
I need to see it again since it has been a while when I watched it. I should watch it back to back with the other Hulk movie.
 
August 12, 2010
I liked it :-) I like what Ang Lee does with movies generally. I especially liked to see the obvious Jack Kirby pastiche scenes with the tanks and the helicopters out in the desert. That was Kirby's pencils bought to life so it's way obvious Lee was a fan. From Lee to Lee, eh? BB
 
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review by . June 20, 2006
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review by . May 12, 2004
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review by . December 17, 2003
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review by . November 11, 2003
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review by . June 17, 2003
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When the Hulk gets angry, his movie gets good, so you wish he'd get angry more often. Accepting this challenge after the triumphantCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, director Ang Lee has created an ambitious film, based on the Marvel comic created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, that succeeds as a cautionary tale about mad science and traumatized children coping with legacies of pain. That's the Hulk's problem: After accidental exposure to gamma radiation, scientist Bruce Banner (Eric Bana) turns into the huge, green, and indestructible Hulk when provoked, and repressed childhood memories fuel his fury. Hobbled by the obligatory "origin story" (to acquaint neophytes with the character's Jekyll-and-Hyde-ish fate), there's room for little else in a sluggish film that struggles to reconcile Lee's stylistic flair (evident in his visual interpretation of comic-book technique) with the razzle-dazzle of a megabudget franchise. What's good is good (Jennifer Connelly essentially echoes her role fromA Beautiful Mind, and Nick Nolte is righteously tormented as Banner's father), but the movie's schizoid intentions remain largely unclear.--Jeff Shannon
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Director: Ang Lee
Genre: Action, Adventure
Release Date: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
DVD Release Date: January 11, 2007
Runtime: 138 minutes
Studio: Universal Studios
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