Can you say Star Wars Episode 1 all over again? This movie was a disaster! If you're an Indy fan and craving for some action spend your money on the original trilogy DVD. George Lucas managed to redo Indiana Jones the way he redid Star Wars. Incredibly LAME!
I gave it 2 stars because it's Indiana Jones. I've waited this long to watch the movie. If you're going to watch it because it's Indiana Jones then it's ok. If you're expecting another "Last Crusade" you might be in for a huge disappointment. Even "National Treasure" has better story line than this "Kingdom of the Crappy Skull".
If you're going to watch it I suggest you stop reading. But if you're curious on how the movie is, then read on. A littleplot spoiler alert before you read on!
There was practically no character development. Indy was being Indy as usual. Irina's famous line was "I Vant Ta Kno Everything!" She must have said it hundred times. Mutt was ok, reminds me of Biff from "Back to the Future". A typical juvenile bad boy who refused to finish school.
There were holes all over the place in the plot.
The beginning scene didn't make sense. Why would the Russians tried to steal the skull from Area 51 if they had already came up with a plan for Indy to get the real one?
How did the Conquistadors escaped from the chambers with the skull? How did they get in, in the first place, if they needed the skull to open the door? It didn't make sense! Doesn't the last scene with Kate remind you of something? Oh wait I saw that in "Raiders of the Lost Ark!"
The best moment was when you can see a reflection of Indiana Jones putting on his hat (the one we saw from the trailers). And the monkeys were pretty cool too! The skull protected the one holding it from the fire ants and his friend plus someone who his friend is fighting against? WTH? And where was the fart joke when Indy got the knife from Mutt in the truck? Was that suppose to be an inside joke? Or did they managed to cut out the joke but not the sound effect?
Wow there are so many other holes that I don't want to mention. It might ruin the whole movie for you if you managed to read this far.
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