LEGION was never going to be a great movie. But it should at least have been FUN. Sadly, it is a poorly written, poorly acted bore.
The concept, while ridiculous, could have led to a crazy, over-the-top action fantasy. Apparently, the angels of heaven have been directed to begin the apocalypse, because God and the angels are just so fed up with how awful mankind has become. (I have to point out that this is kinda what happened prior to Noah and his flood, and after that, God sent his rainbow as a promise to never wipe out mankind again. Wow, we've really come off the tracks if God is breaking these promises.) But there IS a loophole. If this one particular baby, being carried by unwed mother Adrienne Palicki (from TVs FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS), is born, the world will be saved. So naturally, the angels have a target on the back of that baby. And this baby's mom is located in the most out-of-the-way, desolate roadside diner in all of America, so that a small but varied group of movie stereotypes can engage in a battle with the fast approaching angel assassins. But Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) has decided he'd rather save this child, so he shows up to fight off the hoard.
Cheesy, but packed with potential. Yet, for a movie that promises lots of action...there is VERY little action. And that might be okay if the time between action sequences was filmed with anything other than horrific dialogue delivered by disinterested actors. The normally charming and easy Dennis Quaid is supposed to be the owner of the diner, a sad-sack who has long seen his dreams of modest retail success go down the tubes along with his marriage...but he comes across as simple-minded and pitiful. Kate Walsh is on hand to play a wealthy, shrewish mother whose car has broken down...and she fails utterly to generate any consistency in her clichéd role. Charles Dutton is around to play the same character Charles Dutton usually plays...but this time, his dialogue is so tired that there is no Dutton charisma. Tyrese Gibson is actually marginally interesting (he's usually a pretty stone-faced presence)...but that's only in comparison to a pretty low bar. Palicki has a few sparks, but her character is generally so unappealing, that it's hard to root for her.
Worst of all is Paul Bettany. He's often a terrific actor (A BEAUTIFUL MIND, MASTER & COMMANDER)...but here he is saddled with an underwritten part, and he seems determined to wring absolutely nothing out of it. Some actors can take bad scripts and by force of will make them interesting. Bettany does the opposite here. He has about one expression. He has nothing interesting to say. He isn't convincing as a man (or angel) of action.
The trailer to the movie showed a scene with an old woman turning into a crazy, wall climbing monster. The scene, in context, is laughable and actually doesn't make much sense in the plot. And there are other scenes too that seem to mostly involve taking something we generally think of as pleasant and harmless (a nice old woman, an ice cream truck) and making it monstrous. But there's no surprise or suspense built up. I guess just making a nice old woman drop a few f-bombs is supposed to make my blood run cold.
The television show SUPERNATURAL recently had a season that essentially involved angels acting badly. That show, with all its shortcomings of occasionally sketchy acting and low-budget effects, actually made the subject of angels fascinating, interesting and even vaguely logical. If angel-intrigue is something you're interested in, just watch Season 5 of that show.
(Also, the name of the film makes no sense. In the Bible, "Legion" is what a crowd of demons inhabiting a human call themselves. Angels were not involved.)
In the end, LEGION is a movie that had a silly concept that could have been good, clean FUN. Instead, it takes itself far, FAR too seriously...and ends up being a serious bore. There is no reason to subject yourself to this film.
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