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A 2010 film directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis.

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(3.5/5) Totally Fun and Amusing

  • Sep 5, 2010
In 2007 when Grindhouse was released there was a mock trailer for a film called Machete that played.  Apparently Robert Rodriguez liked the idea so much he decided to make it a full blown movie.  This is exactly what you're getting.  If you saw Grindhouse in 2007 (all four of you) then you should know what you're getting.  The movie is crazy violent.  It's over-the-top... it's wholly implausible and makes about as much sense as a mouse eating an elephant.  Machete is a pure stylistic gore fest and just about never begs you to really take it seriously.  There's a little problem with some of that, but we'll get to that later.

The movie begins with a flashback.  Machete is disobeying orders in an attempt to save a beautiful woman.  The movie waste no time splattering blood in your face as Machete walks in and kills everyone in his way.  He's blowing off heads, chopping off heads, stabbing people through the chest.  If the opening scene doesn't prepare you for the rest of the movie.  You've probably walked into the wrong theater.  What Machete doesn't realize is that his boss, a drug dealer named Torrez, is in charge of everything and for choosing to go in to be the hero he kills Machete's family. 

Three years later he's in Texas--illegally, mind you.  And it turns out that Illegal Immigration is one of the focal points of the film.  Give Machete points for at least trying to have a politically sound plot.  It takes a moment to talk about illegal immigration and that's apt to annoy some of the viewers.  Especially those who are fed up with politics.  At least Machete makes it work for the plot at hand... but that's why it's hard to take the immigration message seriously.  If you're going to see Machete for its plot, you've got problems.  And while some may frown at the style over substance approach, at the very least what Machete does it does well.  

The crux of the plot concerns the Aide of a US Senator who wants to boost the Senators poll numbers.  So he hires Machete to assassinate the Senator and offers him the money to do it.  To which Machete accepts (because he has no choice!).  Unknown to Machete, it's all part of a big conspiracy.  Soon Machete is on the run from the law, hired criminals of this particular Aide and--most important of all--getting involved in a situation where the system simply doesn't work. 

The action is what's fun.  It's over-the-top stuff.  You'll see characters losing limbs.  You'll see characters getting their head cut off.  There's splatter all over the place.  There's even a scene where Machete grabs a mans intestines and jumps out a window and repels one floor down so that he can escape a hospital.  Everything about the movie screams of cheesiness all over.  Not just the action... but also the horrible dialog, horrible acting etc.  None of this stuff is really that good.  That's not to say none of the actors have charm on screen.  Danny Trejo actually does as Machete, but only because it feels like he doesn't have to do anything.  All he has to be is emotionless throughout most of the film.  And sure, there are some moments that are enough to make you roll your eyes.  At the beginning of the movie where Machete rescues a woman who happens to be naked (and pulls a pocketed cell from... somewhere--I'll let YOU figure that out).  These kinds of moments are more annoying than not.  During some of these moments one has to wonder if Rodriguez is going for shock... or trying to satisfy a teenage boys sexual fantasies.  There aren't actually a lot of these moments, but regardless of what kind of movie Machete is, it's hard not to roll your eyes at some of these moments.

Some of the horrible nature plays off rather well.  Machete isn't, for example, a movie you see for the sake of the acting.  You just don't.  There are no characters that are really that well developed.  You like most of them because they can kick ass, not because the actors playing them are actually using their talents.  Someone out there is looking at me and saying that's rather wrong.  It's not.  It doesn't work against Machete either.  The main character, for example, is a deadly man.  The movie may not develop him, but Rodriguez is pretty good about giving us ideas about who the characters are long before they actually do much.  We know, for example, that Machete is deadly... not just by that opening scene... but because he has a hardened look about him.  He's got scars.  He looks like a guy who has literally been to hell and back.  It's these little tidbits that add to the charm of many of the characters.  Aside from that, it should be no surprise that the characters are rather one-dimensional OR that the bad guys are all cardboard cartoon characters.  This is all stuff that in most movies would be suicide to do, but Rodriguez seems to really know his audience, and he's hell bent on making sure they have fun.  In short, complaining about Machete's lack of characterization would be like complaining that Epic Movie is stupid.  Is not a criticism... it's a compliment.  It's what the movie is going for.

That doesn't mean it isn't bothersome.  You like Machete because he can kick ass.  Aside from that he just has a cool factor about him that helps.  The good news is that you can get around some of this because the movie has some nice comedy.  There are cheesy stupid lines scattered all throughout.  There are moments where you look at certain moments and can't help but laugh because of just how strangely absurd it is (like that whole using someone's intestines as a rope thing).  The movie is definitely a B-Movie.  Some moments are so cheesy and corny they add to the style and charm of the film as a whole.  Of course, you are likely to roll your eyes at some moments.  Such as when Machete is walking away from a character, stops and has to turn and look into the camera and utter some stupid, cheesy line.

The point is simple, the movie isn't asking for us to take it seriously.  So why should we?  Some of it comes off as demented as a result, but even more of it is easier to take in when you realize that it's absurd and over-the-top because Rodriguez wants it to be.  You ARE going to see Machete for a body count.  Not for deep characterization or anything like that.  And while it has something to say about immigration, this is something that's likely to make you grimace.  If only because it seems like the movie WANTS you to take that particular message seriously while asking you to suspend your disbelief about everything else.  Some movies can juggle that really well... but Machete isn't one of them.  Throughout the entire movie it's pretty at the forefront.  Because in the end it's essentially what the movie is about.  Unfortunately, as I said, you're likely to take the message about immigration about as seriously as the rest of the movie.  As a joke.  And that's sad because it seems like Machete doesn't WANT that part to be a joke.

If there was anything about Machete that might be a little off putting (aside from going all political on you) it might be that the final moments are kind of anti-climactic.  I'm not talking about the bloodbath, I'm talking about how all the bad guys get their comeuppance.  The main bad guy--Torrez--is a guy the movie showed us as being a very ruthless guy, but the final confrontation between him and Machete is just a letdown.  Not because the movie NEVER gives us a reason to actually worry about Machete, but because Torrez seems to do a complete about face of the guy we saw at the beginning.  Instead of being the ruthless man at the beginning we're treated to a fight scene that just feels like an extra.  Like a sort of, "Oh, we almost forgot about the bad guy... we better kill him off."  Perhaps I was expecting just a bit more.  Perhaps something just a tiny bit more amusing than what actually happened.

The movie is downright fun, however.  It's a bloody good time.  It's one that you might want to experience because it's just so over-the-top and silly.  There's hardly anything redeeming about the characters or situation.  It's just a silly action movie that happens to go for a style over substance approach.  This also means, of course, that Machete isn't for everyone.  We're talking more than just it's ultra violence.  We're talking it's non-sensical plot and all.  It's a movie that, if you're a Robert Rodriguez fan, you might want to go see.  The humor and the fun keep things about it interesting.  As long as you don't take it seriously and suspend your disbelief then you'll be fine.  Take things too seriously, or get too sucked into the immigration thing... and Machete is going to be a disappointment.

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November 08, 2010
Sounds a little too gory for me, but what a great review!!
September 14, 2010
Totally agree with you about the anti-climactic ways in which the bad guys get their comeuppance. It's like the film just looses steam at the exact moment it should be going right over the top. This film is one long "jump the shark" yet at the end, it stops jumping.
September 08, 2010
Dang, that sounds intense! And very cool how this movie was inspired and came to be. Thanks for sharing, Sean!
September 07, 2010
I plan on seeing this the first day I get off this week...
September 05, 2010
Superb breakdown! I was torn between a 3.5 and a solid 4 on this film, but considering just how I was entertained because of its cool factor, I went for a solid 4 star rating. This whetted my appetite to see Piranha 3D--more exploitive fun! Thanks, Sean!
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Machete is a 2010 action horror film, directed by Robert Rodriguez and Ethan Maniquis. The film stars Danny Trejo in his first lead role as the title character. The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Jeff Fahey, and Cheryl Chin. The film is an expansion of a fake trailer Rodriguez directed for the 2007 film Grindhouse and centers around the character of Machete Cortez, who previously appeared as the uncle of the protagonists in the Spy Kids films. Filmed in autumn 2009, the film was released in the United States on September 3, 2010 by 20th Century Fox.
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Genre: Action, Crime
Release Date: September 3, 2010
MPAA Rating: R
Screen Writer: Robert Rodriguez
Studio: 20th Century Fox, Overnight Productions, Hyde Park Entertainment, Troublemaker Studios
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