I had low expectations and was STILL disappointed.
Jun 17, 2009
I never expected MAX PAYNE to be particularly good. The video game was pure, first-person shoot-`em-up excitement, with the usual negligible plot, but with great locations, a cool, snowblown look and lots of things to shoot at. So while I didn't expect great things from a movie based on such flimsy material...I at least expected some ACTION!!
For much of the movie, though, PAYNE is paced like a methodical police procedural with occasional very brief bursts of action. By the time the climactic scenes arrive, which DO have a fair amount of action, I had long since stopped caring. I believe I had set my expectations properly: turn off the brain, but get ready for an adrenaline rush. What I got mostly was boredom, so when the action came...my adrenal gland was asleep. Not that the action was anything but pedestrian at that.
MAX PAYNE, the video game, is essentially the story of one cop's ruthless quest for vengeance for the death of his wife and baby. He was a good cop whose happy life was shattered by a crime cartel so sinister and connected that no LEGAL system would ever bring those responsible to justice. So he arms himself and essentially starts killing people left and right until he gets to those who REALLY deserve to be punished. The settings are various dark locations throughout a very snowy city, and the game looked terrific. It was DOOM with a smidgen of humanity. DUKE NUKEM with more hard-boiled, angry humor.
The movie gets many of the settings right, particularly the snow. That actually looked good. The effects, in general, were well-executed for a film with an obviously lower budget than your run-of-the-mill INDIANA JONES flick.
But while in a video game it's okay to have the main character (you) killing everything in sight...how could we, in a movie, sympathize with a man so maddened by vengeance that he kills pretty much everyone he sees. We couldn't, so the filmmakers keep Max from being murderous (until the end, when the whole evil plot is revealed). This is more "realistic" but also pretty dull. Mark Wahlberg plays Max as a guy who has pretty much just stopped living. He works the worst deskjob possible, and seems to have no personality left. When he gets some clues, finally, about what happened to his wife, he goes into action...which seems to consist mostly of moping his way through some seedy scenery and asking half-hearted questions. Wahlberg CAN be an engaging screen presence, but he does himself NO favors by taking on roles like this or SHOOTER. He doesn't have the charisma to coast through a part. He needs to be fully engaged as an actor (THE DEPARTED or THREE KINGS, for example) and he is successful.
Max is joined in his quest by Mila Kunis (That `70s Show, FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL), and it's passingly amusing to see an actress mostly known for sweet spunkiness to wear leather and carry a shotgun. It's a nothing role, but it helps her break her stereotype a little. Olga Kurylenko turns up in another video-game inspired movie (HITMAN), but isn't in too many scenes...a good thing, her range is extremely limited! Beau Bridges is a welcome presence, and Chris O'Donnell is NOT, in a very small role that he still manages to do less than nothing with. Finally, the always welcome Donal Logue shows up for about 10 minutes. I'd like to see HIM take on a role like Max Payne. He'd breathe some life into it!
In no way is this a good movie, nor would any reasonable person expect it to be. But it doesn't even merit a label like "trashy fun." I guess I'll just have to watch SHOOT `EM UP again for that. Or maybe I can dust off my old copy of MAX PAYNE the video game, and really have some fun!
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