he lived downstairs from a flatlulent dwarf
who was constantly having to pee
one day the elf could take no more
and he went and banged on the rude dwarfs door
and what do you know they suddenly both were married.....
Well, if that doesn't turn you off or make you more curious, then you really didn't read it. This is a funny line that is in the movie...well, really, line isn't right, but rather a funny song that was in the movie.
If you haven't heard of Open Season or know nothing about it, give me a couple of minutes to help you understand a bit about the movie.
This is an animated movie made by Sony Animations. You have a bear that lives a cushy life (in the garage of a park ranger) and isn't really able to help himself or live in nature the way a bear should. His cushy life is changed dramatically when a deer bounds into his life and tries telling him he needs to live in nature and be himself, enjoy all that nature can offer.
Things go south at the park ranger's house due to the deer and suddenly, they both (the deer and the bear) are transported into wilderness and have to fend for themselves. It starts out with a rough relationship (you ruined my life) to a budding friendship with all of the benefits of working together.
Ultimately, it ends up being quite a funny movie with the hunters out in the wilderness trying to hunt for open season and the animals being teamed up to protect themselves from being hunted. The movie is quite cute and there is a few chuckle about some of the happenings.
If you haven't seen it, it should be one to check out once with the kids, as they find it extremely funny the crazy things that the animals do against the humans coming into their homes. The title and the beginning lines of this were a song in the movie and my daughter (and husband for that matter) kept wanting me to hit replay on the dvd and we had to listen to it a few times. Both were rolling on the floor laughing and just singing up a storm. What a cute little bonding time for a family movie night.
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