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The Green Hornet (2011 movie)

A 2011 film Directed by Michel Gondry inspired by the characters from a radio program in the '30s.

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Who Was That Masked Man?

  • Jan 15, 2011
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You know something is wrong when the worst character in The Green Hornet is The Green Hornet himself. As portrayed by Seth Rogen, we see a twelve-year-old trapped in a man’s body, a bratty and talkative megalomaniac that does none of the dirty work and truly has no idea what he’s doing. Rogen, who is also the co-writer and one of the executive producers, is not only tragically miscast but has also written his character badly; rather than a bold and debonair crime fighter, as he was in the original 1930s radio program, The Green Hornet is now a broadly defined goofball, a spoiled and whiny jerk who can do little more than say how cool something looks before getting his butt kicked. In the annals of pulp fiction, few characters have been this unlikeable, unimpressive, and cowardly.
 
The unfortunate thing is that this “new” and “improved” Green Hornet sets off a chain reaction that brings down the rest of the film. This is bad because all the ingredients were there; Cameron Diaz was smart and sexy, Jay Chou was fast and fierce, the action was entertaining, the special effects were convincing, and for the first time in ages, the 3D process was full and immersive. For God’s sake, they even got Christoph Waltz, who so effortlessly earned a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for Inglourious Basterds. But when the best you can do is have the title character run away from a crime scene shouting, “Save me, Kato!” when he’s supposed to be a ruthless vigilante, then something has gone terribly wrong.

                                               
                                               
In the film, Rogen plays Britt Reid, the son of James Reid (Tom Wilkinson), the editor in chief of a Los Angeles newspaper called The Daily Sentinel. Still upset over the death of his mother, and bitter over his father’s constant disapproval, Britt lives his life as an irresponsible slacker who likes to drink, party, and embarrass his father by ending up on the front page of the morning newspaper. James dies unexpectedly, apparently the result of a bee sting; Britt must now take over as editor in chief, a position he’s neither qualified for nor motivated to take on, mostly because he didn’t get along with his father and is disheartened by the public outcry over his death.
 
Even though he fired all of his father’s staff, he rehires Kato (Chou) simply because he makes a damn fine cup of coffee. But Kato has other talents – he’s an inventor and a mechanic, and I’ll bet one of his creations is a time machine because there’s no way a person can single handedly assemble a car so quickly. He also likes classical music, is skilled in the ways of martial arts, and possesses an inhuman ability to scan thugs and pinpoint their weapons. I will now skip a number of inconsequential details and get to the part where the two decide to become crime fighters. Their angle: They will wear masks, pose as criminals, and infiltrate the lairs of real criminals. In no time, Kato has rigged up a muscle car dubbed the Black Beauty with bulletproof glass, virtually indestructible steel, missiles, machine guns, and other various overkills. Kato then supplies Britt’s vigilante alter ego with a name: The Green Hornet.

                                               
                                               
Britt secretly relies on his newly hired secretary, the beautiful Lenore Case (Diaz), for tips on behaving more like a criminal, since she’s a serious journalist with a degree in criminology. He creates his own publicity by publishing stories about The Green Hornet in The Daily Sentinel, much to the chagrin of assistant editor in chief Mike Axford (Edward James Olmos). The articles catch the attention of Benjamin Chudnofsky (Waltz), a heartless Russian mobster who has control over all of the city’s crime families. If you know what’s good for you, you won’t tell him he isn’t scary, nor will you fumble pronouncing his name (an uncredited James Franco learns both lessons the hard way). Also alerted is Los Angeles District Attorney Frank Scalon (David Harbour), whose efforts to rid the city of crime have been undermined by The Green Hornet.
 
I’m making this movie sound a lot better than it actually is. In the hands of Seth Rogen and director Michel Gondry, the fast-paced and entertaining plot is overshadowed by the jokey and immature antics of the main character, a man so thoroughly off putting that I found myself going against everything movies like this stand for and wishing his secret identity would be exposed. How often do we root for the sidekick instead of the hero? The Green Hornet makes it impossible to do otherwise; Kato is smarter, braver, more skilled, and way more charismatic than Britt ever was. What a mockery of character and tone. Rogen can be a good actor (see Funny People), and he can also be a good writer (see The Simpsons episode Homer the Whopper), but here, he errs, and he errs badly.

                                                  

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January 29, 2011
I saw this and didn't quite know what to think.  It was alright.  There were some moments when I laughed out loud.  I thought Jay Chou was great and this his scenes were among the best (especially watching him fight) but much like you... I was incredibly bothered by Seth Rogen who never does anything.  As I stated in my review... I've never seen such a useless character in all my life... and he's the MAIN character, for heaven's sake!  A main character that NEVER DOES ANYTHING!  And by the time we get to the end of the movie... he STILL hasn't done anything!
 
January 15, 2011
Good review. Well, yeah, it was supposed to be a comedy, never intended to play straight. That's what I was expecting and I think that's why I liked it. :)
January 15, 2011
It wasn't so much that it was a comedy. It was that Rogen was clearly wrong for the role. The way his character was portrayed was also wrong.
January 16, 2011
OK, fair enough.
 
January 15, 2011
yeah, we rated this one about the same. It was weird, I was entertained and yet, there was something that didn't make me all excited about it. I am with you about Rogen, seems like this is the trend with adaptations these days, go comedy to play safe. Oh well....nice review, Chris!
January 15, 2011
At least you were entertained. I couldn't get that far, not even with all the film's positive attributes.
January 15, 2011
yeah, the comedy definitely overstayed its welcome. Rogen also co-wrote the script so I would imagine that some of his personality was incorporated into his portrayal. Good thing Chou was almost enough to carry the film.
 
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The Green Hornet is an upcoming 2011 action-comedy film, based on the character of the same name. The Green Hornet is an American pulp hero and masked vigilante - created by George W. Trendle and Fran Striker with input by radio director James Jewell in 1936. Since his radio debut in the 1930s, the Green Hornet has appeared in numerous serialized dramas in a wide variety of media. The character appeared in film serials in the 1940s, a network television program in the 1960s, multiple comic book series from the 1940s on, and a feature film in January 2011.

Directed by Michel Gondry, the film stars Seth Rogen in the title role, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Evan Goldberg. Supporting actors include Jay Chou as Kato, Christoph Waltz, Cameron Diaz, Edward James Olmos, David Harbour and Tom Wilkinson.

The film will be released in the United States on January 14, 2011, and the United Kingdom April 8, 2011, which will also include RealD Cinema and IMAX 3D. The film has been dubbed as a re-issue of the TV series rather than the serials or the comic books. After all, it has strong tibutes to Bruce Lee's portrayal and even gives homage to his one-inch punch. Jay Chou knew he couldn't play the role like Bruce, but the references to his movements were all there.

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Director: Michel Gondry
Genre: Action, Adventure
Release Date: January 14, 2011
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Screen Writer: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg
Runtime: 108 minutes
Studio: Sony Pictures
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