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Feet of clay

  • Nov 15, 2008
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+3
Short Attention Span Summary (SASS):

1. Rick (Brendan Fraser) and Evelyn (Maria Bello) are retired
2. They should have left it at that
3. They travel to China to return an artifact, and have an unexpected family meeting
4. Despite all odds and opportunities, they manage to fail to prevent the awakening of Emperor Han (Jet Li) and his terracotta army
5. The plot goes from farfetched to abominable



This movie didn't make my day
Despite the warriors of clay
They should have read the script and seen
It wasn't ready for the screen

Rachel wised up from the start
That number three had lost its heart
And although Bello tries to please
It's like comparing chalk and cheese

Brendan stumbles in the dark
Abandoned by his usual spark
And even Jet Li's kept at bay
Beneath his mask of crumbling clay

Not even lovely Michelle Yeoh
Can help to make this movie flow
And Ford's as vibrant as a brick
As Luke, the son of Eve and Rick

If you like lots of CGI
Some parts will really catch your eye
But basically the core is rotten
Better buried and forgotten


Recommended for fans of action movies, CGI and Michelle Yeoh



Amanda Richards

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May 09, 2009
Too generous? I like CGI :)
 
May 08, 2009
Excellent. Really. But +3?
 
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The third film in theThe Mummyseries freshens the franchise up by setting the action in China. There, the discovery of an ancient emperor's elaborate tomb proves a feather in the cap of Alex O'Connell (Luke Ford), a young archaeologist and son of Rick O'Connell (Brendan Fraser) and his wife Evelyn (Maria Bello, taking over the role from Rachel Weisz). Unfortunately, a curse that turned the emperor (Jet Li) and his army into terra cotta warriors buried for centuries is lifted, and the old guy prepares for world domination by seeking immortality at Shangri La. The O'Connells barely stay a step ahead of him (climbing through the Himalaya mountains with apparent ease), but the action inevitably leads to a showdown between two armies of mummies in a Chinese desert.The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperorhas a lot to offer: a supporting cast that includes the elegant Michelle Yeoh, Russell Wong, and Liam Cunningham, the unexpected appearance of several Yeti, and a climactic battle sequence that is nightmarishly weird but compelling. On the downside, the charm so desperately sought in romantic relationships, as well as comic turns by John Hannah (as Evelyn's rascal brother), is not only absent but often annoying. Rarely have witty asides in the thick of battle been more unwelcome in a movie. Rob Cohen's direction is largely crisp if sometimes curious (a fight between Fraser and Jet Li keeps varying in speed for some reason), but his vision of Shangri La, in the ...
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Genre: Action, Adventure
DVD Release Date: December 16, 2008
Runtime: 112 minutes
Studio: Universal Studios
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