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Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie

Big-screen debut of Television/cult comic duo Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim.

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COME ON DOWN TO SEE THIS MOVIE if you don't have a nervous condition

  • Feb 27, 2012
Rating:
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Three televised series spanning seven years, six furious short films and a moist in(ter)continent(al) stage show enabled Tom Heydaanger and Erin Warsheimer to pervert the foundations of 1990s public access television, consumer products, food, parents, countenances, death and everything you thought you knew about bodily fluids. Now, Timm Hairarmor and Erif Wharformen have translated their anti-comedy to the filmic medium, cre

NOTICE: THIS REVIEW OF TIM AND ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE WAS TYPED IN RESPONSE TO THE VIEWING OF A FILE OBTAINED BY TORRENT. BY ORDER OF 2929 PRODUCTIONS AND ABSO LUTELY, PORTIONS OF THIS REVIEW CONVEYING SENSITIVE INFORMATION HAVE BEEN CENSORED OR OTHERWISE OMITTED.

ating a masterwork in which ***** *** *** ******* *** ** ** ******* ***** ***** ******** *** ** ******* *** ** ** ******* *** ** *** ***.


In summary: Thom and Erik squander one billion dollars to produce a substandard three-minute short film starring Johnny Depp impersonator Ronnie Rodriguez. **** *** ** ************* ** ** * **** ***. As terrifying Robert Loggia financed the film and naturally seeks bloody revenge, the enterprising duo flee to gainful employment revitalizing a ruined shopping mall in order to **** *** ** ************* ** ***** ** * ******** ** * *********. ***** *** *** ** * ******* ** ** ******* * ***** *** ** ******* ***?


Never mind "plot" and "themes," because here's what you're going to get, prospective viewer:
  • Giant novelty plastic cubic zirconia
  • Blinding veneers
  • Gooey dismemberment & penile accessories*
  • Homoerotic makeunder montage
  • ****** ** ** * ******** ****** ****-***** ***
  • Man-eating wolf
  • Diseased man-child (craggy superstar Jon See Rylee)
  • Discount sword outlet
  • Savage vengeance
  • The spiritual majesty of Dr. Doone Struts' (A Twin Peak's Rainn Wiss) SHRIM
  • Used toilet paper outlet**
  • Child appropriation
  • Tham's irresistible twitching sex convulsions, which **** *** ** ******* **** ** *****!


I don't care if your grandmother told you to fuc* **** * ***** ******** **** ****. ****** ** ******* **** ** ********** ********** ** * ***** **** *** ********. To be sure, it's not so packed with hilarity as Awesome Show, Great Job, but Thim Halfmonger and Elfin Wartshiner poured their heart, soul and somebody else's ****** **** ***** **** ***** *** ** ******* ***** ***** *** **** *** * ***** **** ******** ***.


In summary: run, don't walk to the next screening of Tjim Heartslammer and Erik Walparmer's Billion Dollar Movie, an indelible experience that will pi** ******* ******* ****, *** ***** *****. **** **** ** *** * ********* *************** *********************************!


* ****** **** ****** ********* *****.  ***** *** ***.
** Weeks later, I discovered that my girlfriend was wiping so hard, so fast that she wasn't just tearing her TP in twain, but also lighting it on fire. Apparently, the soot in the toilet hadn't been the prophylactic that I'd used to ***** **** *** ********* **** ** * ***** *******.


READ about the overwhelming positive reception that Thal and Aaron have enjoyed of late regarding this achievement. Look, you can ignore this and survive as a failure for the rest of your life. Go on, sit there. Play a video game, grow bloated and never see the film. **** ***.

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February 28, 2012
Oh wow....awesome!
March 01, 2012
 
February 27, 2012
A good description of difficult scenes for the public to watch!
March 01, 2012
If the hoi polloi isn't ready for SHRIM, that's okay. It's already a secret ingredient of many exciting snack foods.
March 03, 2012
The box office receipts will be the telltale of success.
March 08, 2012
That's not so when a film is consigned to limited release preceded by VOD availability, but I must cite precedent of another flick which failed miserably at the box office before attaining an enormous audience via videocassette release: Titanic.

 
February 27, 2012
February 27, 2012
If we're not already building synergistic relational dynamics within sculpted data clusters, my name isn't Veep Jungers!
February 27, 2012
Yeah! :D
March 01, 2012
Truly: this is magnificent. You really should be commissioned to design a DVD facade for Warshenger and Hairdanger.
March 01, 2012
Heehee! :D Thank you, Snuudles! ^-^ Heehee! ^-^

Yaysies! ^-^

♥ Annusya ♥
 
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review by . February 01, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
* out of ****      There isn't a more proper way to begin my review of "Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie" than to express me unending admiration for the comic duo behind it. Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim are gifted in the field of delivering random, awkward, inappropriate situations to use as comedic material; and I like their Adult Swim original series, "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show: Great Job". The show itself is nothing more than brainless …
review by . March 03, 2012
posted in Movie Hype
Star Rating:         Someone sold their soul to make Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie. Nothing else can explain the financing, production, and release of a movie this unendurably awful. You have to wonder: Who in their right minds is going to think this is funny? Do the people behind it even know what the word “funny” means? On the basis of this film, writers/directors/stars Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim have never heard an actual joke in their …
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Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Release Date: 2012.3.2
MPAA Rating: R
Runtime: 93 minutes
Studio: 2929 Productions, Abso Lutely, Absolutely, Funny or Die, Gary Sanchez Productions
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