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Vicious 2003 oh good Lord, WHY?

  • Feb 16, 2004
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This is definitely The Blair Witch Project on steroids. What the hell were they thinking?

Mostly I guess they were thinking that they could hustle a few people into buying this movie - not me, I just rented the dang thing. What a loser.

Seriously, it’s another science experiment gone bad, that gig is getting a little lame. On top of that, they couldn’t even afford an entire creature, all they give us are two feet and a noggin. Please, spare me the grief.

And Savini, not only is he creepy to look at but also a lousy actor to boot. And, get this, he’s the one in charge of feeding and caring for this experiment gone bad. Good Lord, I wouldn’t let him care for my ex-mother-in-law!

The main crux of the movie is people wandering aimlessly through the woods and getting attacked by the creature. Either that or Savini smoking cigars and acting cool. Or Savini feeding the creature. Or Savini smoking cigars and acting cool. Or Marines trying to find Savini and/or the creature and kill either/or/both of them. Or Savini smoking cigars and acting cool. See a pattern here?

Sure, this is a low budget piece of crapola, but man, I’ve seen some low budget flicks before and at least they tried. Even those miserable Carnosaur movies by Corman had some style. These guys didn't even put an effort forth, must have been a high school project or something. I’m almost embarrassed for these schlepps but then again, they brought it on themselves.

This was written by Matt Green & Martin Kelley, direction by Matt Green. Don't even ask about the camera work. Come on guys, show some damn pride in your work or stay home with the wife and kiddies and shoot home movies.

What junk!

Thanks,
Susi



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A loose cannon government operative named Kane (horror film legend Tom Savini) is roaming the wilderness tracing the path of a strange creature that roams the woods and devours unsuspecting nature lovers. Is he tracking it or keeping it fed? Four friends who have stumbled onto Kane and the creature find themselves trapped in a fight for their lives against this crazy man and beast.
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MPAA Rating: R
DVD Release Date: MTI Home Video (December 30, 2003)
Runtime: 1hr 30min

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