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Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

Comedy movie directed by Woody Allen

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Penelope and Scarlett get together in this one

  • Aug 6, 2009
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About half way through Vicky Cristina Barcelona, my wife and I decided this was just not a good movie. I managed to slog through to the bitter end. The most annoying part of the film is the voice over narration read by Christopher Evan Welch. This was supposed to be some form of creative funny device, that just served to annoy after the first 30 minutes. Technically this is a good film, Woody Allen does know how to direct skillfully. Story-wise and acting, this was just a mess.

Two women go to Barcelona. One, Vicky (Rebecca Hall), is an intellectual that does not speak the native language, but is doing a masters' degree in Catalan identity (honestly, at this point I no longer had any respect for this movie). The other, Cristina (Scarlett Johansson), is a floosy looking to excite herself with new adventures. The conflict is already set up; over analyze everything, or just go do it (stimulate that huge bundle of nerves in your head or the one between your legs). Does that sound like a particular director's life story? The two girls meet a super hot Latin artist who wants to bed both of them at the same time during a weekend in his private home. Of course we are forced to listen to one of them overanalyze the situation and the other say OK. Turns out Penelope Cruz is Mr. Hot Latin Guy's ex-wife. She shows up later in the movie after the floosy has decided to stay with the hot guy. Oh of course there's another conflict in that Vicky is engaged to Mr. Normal Super Boring Guy. Ah the comedic tension.

After watching many Woody Allen films, I'm beginning to believe he makes movies around female stars that he adores, and I think that Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz fill that bill in this movie. Let's get this over with - he made the film for not much more of a reason than to show these two actresses making out at one hour and 14 minutes and one hour 17 minutes into the film (chapter 15, but who's counting). Actually the only real acting in this film is by Penelope Cruz, she explodes beautifully in Spanish. She shows emotion. All the other actors move around like robots repeating their lines. This is Allen's style, he likes to have his actors improvise, show their true colors, become the characters. The sad part of all this, actors are not exactly the most intersting people in the world, they act like other people all the time. So not giving them lines and having them improvise is just painful, they don't have worthwhile personal thoughts. Ms. Cruz is the exception to this rule, by a long measure.

The film is pretty. The scenery is beautiful. The actresses are gorgeous. The filming is done very well. The sound well recorded. The music is a bit annoying, but I'm not a big fan of Spanish music. But watching pretty things for 96 minutes is just not my idea of a great film; that works for a good 10 or 15 minutes. The menage a trois or quatre is an old story. There's nothing interesting or new in the way Woody Allen approached this story. Pretty, but not worth sitting through.

The DVD has nothing bonus on it. The movie and previews. It is rated PG-13. Pretty accurate rating. Younger viewers probably not a great idea, there's a few covered bedroom scenes. Not much violence to speak of, Penelope Cruz tries to shoot Scarlett and Javier. Not much strong language. Younger than 13 viewers maybe shouldn't apply, its a kind of mature subject.

Sorry to those that love Woody Allen. I believe this film has finally hit my limit of watching him overanalyze things and find pretty actresses to be themselves in his films. Sadly, he's just become annoying to me.

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review by . May 17, 2009
Hmm I was really interested to see this movie because I figured it could turn out to be anything, I really had no idea what it would be like. It surprised me how light the movie sort of was, I mean it was no chick flick romance comedy but it wasn't nearly as heavy as I thought it might be. Woody Allen is all over the place so I had no idea what to expect. I would definitely compare it to Scoop and also a bit to Matchpoint.    One thing that was kind of weird and distracting to …
review by . April 19, 2009
With Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen has created yet another drop-the-viewer-in-the-middle-of-someone's-life story. I like it.    If nothing else, there's much to love about the setting of the story. I love Barcelona...lot's of fond memories.    But back to the movie. With a cast of strange and engaging characters (though only superficially), it's easy to let the light storyline string you along. The extent to which we come to know each of the characters …
review by . March 07, 2009
... Okay, okay, the twits are not bad looking, but I learned long ago, the hard way, that looks aren't everything. I could, if I wanted to start a fight in the comment thread, propose that Woody Allen intended us to take his two escapees from "Friends" as a biting satire of the airy-fairy mentality of young American women of a certain generation. From that perspective, I'd call VCB a great movie, or at least "not bad at all." Honestly, though, I can't say that I would have chosen to spend almost …
review by . January 30, 2009
Woody Allen has written and directed another European based film that feels like a view across the pond toward America: Allen is still Allen, but with the comparison of European attitudes with American narcissism makes this little film a bit more bitter than most of his others. As with most of Allen's movies, as fine as they are there are usually some annoying elements. In VICKY CRISTINA BARCELONA that element is in the presence of an unseen narrator (Christopher Evan Welch) who provides the bridges …
review by . January 07, 2009
If there is a message to be garnered from the 2008 film, "Vicky Cristina Barcelona," its that director, Woody Allen, at 72 seems just as confused about life as he did way back in the 70s when he first pondered life and romance in his classics, "Annie Hall" and "Manhattan." Instead of focusing on life from his seasoned vantage point by portraying characters that are a little more chronologically concurrent with his personal experience, Allen resorts to having a cast of relative youngsters--in particular …
review by . August 20, 2008
It's been a LONG time since Woody Allen gave us a film that was truly meaningful and had something "deep" to say about life, love and the human condition. My favorite is HANNAH AND HER SISTERS, but CRIMES & MISDEMEANORS and HUSBANDS & WIVES (with Sydney Pollack's and Judy Davis' greatest performances) are Allen's most recent classics. Since that time, almost everyone would agree that his work has been pretty mediocre. In recent years, MATCH POINT saw Allen moving to London and the change in locale …
review by . August 18, 2008
It was probably after Bullets Over Broadway (1994) that I became weary of Woody Allen's films and avoided those that followed. Then, while reading various reviews of recently released films, I was encouraged to see Vicky Cristina Barcelona and thoroughly enjoyed it. Apparently content to write its screenplay and then direct it without appearing in it, Allen's unique influence continues to be significant but inconspicuous as he allows his characters and plot to develop naturally. Here's the situation. …
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It must be true that getting out of town can do a fellow a lot of good, becauseVicky Cristina Barcelonais the best movie Woody Allen has made in years. Okay, you're right, 2006'sMatch Pointalready claimed that honor and, as Allen's first film made in England, established the virtues of getting away from overfamiliar territory (namely Manhattan). But the Woodman's first film made in Spain matches the ice-coldMatch Pointfor crisp authority, and yields a good deal more sheer pleasure besides. Rebecca Hall (Vicky) and Scarlett Johansson (Cristina) play two young Americans, best friends, spending a summer in Catalonia. Vicky is going for a master's in "Catalan identity" (though her Spanish is shaky); Cristina is going along for, oh, just about anything. That soon includes celebrated abstract artist Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), who's anything but abstract in his forthright proposition that the two join him in his private plane, his travels, and his bed. That he has an insane ex-wife, Maria Elena (Penélope Cruz), who may or may not have tried to kill him is not really an issue until the wife reappears and ... well, consider the possibilities.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona isn't exactly a comedy, at least not in the manner of Allen's "early, funny ones," but it's informed by a rueful wit that finds its fullest expression in reflective voiceover commentary. Spoken by Christopher Evan Welch, but surely on behalf of the 73-year-old auteur, this element of the film is neither (as some ...

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Director: Woody Allen
Genre: Comedy
DVD Release Date: January 27, 2009
Runtime: 96 minutes
Studio: The Weinstein Company
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