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Care Bears

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A Quick Tip by RabidChihuahua

  • May 16, 2012
Uuuuugggghhhhhhh.   I don't know how this sugary crap has lasted over 30 years.  Hell, the few times I saw the Care Bears back when I was three or four years-old, I thought it was saccarine shit.  As a 24 year-old fan of death metal, R-rated 80's action movies, and gruesome videogames, if I tried to watch this crap now, I'd probably go into diabetic shock over how treacly this shit is.

Skip this mind and teeth-rotting garbage and go for Hayao Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro for a "cute" animated feature done right.

Finally, does it make me morbid to admit that I sometimes daydream of the US Navy Seals and Russian Spetznaz conducting a joint operation wiping out the Care Bears?
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May 18, 2012
By contrast, My Little Pony is a raging, raping juggernaut of internecine tumult:

May 18, 2012
Holy shit, is that comic real?
May 18, 2012
I wish to Ares that it were.
May 17, 2012
you are making me crack up LOL!!
May 17, 2012
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Quick Tip by . June 01, 2011
Being a boy, I remember seeing Care Bears stuff at school or at friends' houses if they had a sister. I liked them just fine, but was too busy blowing things up with GI JOE and Transformers to really pay much attention to them.
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