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A Quick Tip by RabidChihuahua

May 16, 2012

by RabidChihuahua
posted in Pass The Remote!

Uuuuugggghhhhhhh. I don't know how this sugary crap has lasted over 30 years. Hell, the few times I saw the Care Bears back when I was three or four years-old, I thought it was saccarine shit. As a 24 year-old fan of death metal, R-rated 80's action movies, and gruesome videogames, if I tried to watch this crap now, I'd probably go into diabetic shock over how treacly this shit is.

Skip this mind and teeth-rotting garbage and go for Hayao Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro for a "cute" animated feature done right.

Finally, does it make me morbid to admit that I sometimes daydream of the US Navy Seals and Russian Spetznaz conducting a joint operation wiping out the Care Bears?

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rbuchanan May 18, 2012

By contrast, My Little Pony is a raging, raping juggernaut of internecine tumult:

RabidChihuahua May 18, 2012

Holy shit, is that comic real?

rbuchanan May 18, 2012

I wish to Ares that it were.

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woopak_the_thrill May 17, 2012

you are making me crack up LOL!!

RabidChihuahua May 17, 2012

Thanks.

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Quick Tip by Madpenguin. July 30, 2011

A Quick Tip by Madpenguin

This is one cartoon from the 80's I don't need to revisit. I'll never forget my disgust for those saccharine looking bears. Stuff like this made Transformers and GI Joe look a lot better than it already was.

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Quick Tip by kfontenot. June 01, 2011

posted in Branded in the 80s at Lunch.com

A Quick Tip by kfontenot

Being a boy, I remember seeing Care Bears stuff at school or at friends' houses if they had a sister. I liked them just fine, but was too busy blowing things up with GI JOE and Transformers to really pay much attention to them.

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David Kozak (RabidChihuahua)
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I'm a morbid cynic who thinks very, very differently from most other people. Chances are, if the majority says X is the greatest in its category, I'll disagree with that notion, because I tend … more