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The 2006 PS2 Action video game

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Ummmm, this isn't a good game.

  • Apr 20, 2011
Rating:
-5

Oh why can't I rank this lower. Please kamisama let me have just this one thing! Well if I can't guess I better detail what's wrong with this title, besides I don't know, absolutely EVERYTHING!

       1) It has 'Unleashed' in the title. No game should ever have the words 'Unleashed' or "Extreme'...or any derivative thereof in the title.
       2) Even for an early PS2 game Jaws Unleashed looks like *ss. H*ll it would look like a*s even for a PS1 title.
       3) Jaws needs power ups. Dude you are fricking JAWS. You can bite any bloody d*mn human in HALF. Leave the powerups to Superman 64.
       4) You can shoot torpedoes out of your mouth. Dude you are fricking JAWS. You can bite any bloody d*mn human in HALF. Leave such idiocy to Aquaman or something.
       5) Did I mention it has 'Unleashed' in the title. No game should ever have the words 'Unleashed' or "Extreme'...or any derivative thereof in the title


Well that's five reasons for a (-5) score. I just hope no one here had anything to do with Jaws Unleashed; I wouldn't want to hafta throw ya into a tank with a real great white.

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April 21, 2011
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!? ;__; My dream of a good jaws game is now ruined. lol I can't argue with those five reasons though. :P Although Megaman Xtreme and Grandia Xtreme were pretty good games but I have yet to of found any good unleashed games and most Xtreme things aren't good so I'll just take those as exceptions.
April 21, 2011
Luckily they never made a HD update called Jaws Unleashed: Xtreme Edition. If they had, I can't say the offices of Appaloosa getting egged and TPed would have been outside possibility, I will say ONE thing in this wrecks defense -- you do get to chaw down on Free Willy/Shamu for your final boss fight. But I would never put someone through h*ll just for that small amount of glory.
 
April 20, 2011
And there comes the problem with licensed games...
 
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ESRB: Mature
Number of Players: 1 Player
Publisher: Majesco Games
Developer: Appaloosa Int.
Console: PS2
Genre: Action
Release Date: May 23, 2006
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