A Quick Tip by Madpenguin
Air Guitar is something I really hope doesn't become cancerous. Some people have the nerve to say that rap requires no talent because they don't play instruments, which is bullshit. It does take talent to put together a lot of those lyrics. But it takes no talent at all to stand in front of people pretending to play an instrument over the songs of actually talented bands. People actually pay for this shit?! Fuck Air Guitar, and fuck the people who love this shit too. I hope their next concert suffers a 100% death rate to a horrible terrorist attack. True story, if you support Air Guitar then you have no respect for music, period. You are shittin' on real artist supporting these bums. These pathetic parasites mothers should have taken it on the face.
Seriously, these idiots have less talent than the panhandlers who come on the subways singing for change to get a fix.
I was even more infuriated when I saw that one of these Air Guitar Championship videos had over a million views while there's plenty of videos with amazing guitarists that at best, have around ten thousand views. And yeah, I would be laughing my ass off if a maniac with a .50 cal Desert Eagle blasted that talentless, fat manbaby away.
Exactly my point. And for those smart asses out there who dare try and defend this bullshit by pointing out rappers and pop stars who sample music are doing the same thing... uh, no, they are not doing the same thing. The rappers with pride are writing their own lyrics, and if not, they're paying ghost writers. Pop singers are paying ghost writers too and they're straining their voices for the right sound. This fat fuck and everyone like him is doing nothing of the sort. What happens if he "pops a string" or "drops his guitar"? What will he do should he lose his voice? If a rapper, pop star, country singer, lose their voice, it's over. These guys can just lip sync someone else's work, that's exactly what that man titty sucker is doing.