Many people complain about the quality of the films playing in the theaters. I for one, haven't seen a bad film in YEARS! How do I do it you ask? Well the answer is simple.
I sit at my computer and watch trailers and read reviews, sure, but that's no help. For real assurance, I load up my flask with one of my movie watching buddies: Jack Daniels or Captain Morgan. These dudes simply make movies more fun. I bring them with and we buy an overpriced, oversized Coke. I sip it down during the previews and when the lights get lower before the feature...out comes the Coke enhancement!
The only potential problem with this plan is that the liquid is onliy processed in the body and there is waste to be recycled. You can't leave in the middle of a movie and expect to keep up with what's going on, can you? Well...now you can.
RunPee.com compiles the information from the films and gives you times where it is most convenient to make your way to the flush bowl. The movie "Funny People" has three pee spots. The first one is 38 minutes in. Don't worry if you don't want to run a stopwatch because runpee.com gives you a cue line. In this case George says to Iray "Try not to kill any of the staff. They have families". QUICK you've got four minutes which the site summarizes for you. The wierd part is that the summary is scrambled and you have to click a button to unscramble it. I assume this is a form of spoiler alert, but in my opinion, people going to the site aren't too worried about that.
You can't remember all that? No worries, you can PRINT from the website, you can also email that information to anyone...including yourself. The joy doesn't end there, you can discuss movies and pee times in the blog. You can give your opinion on the published pee times and even contribute YOUR thoughts on the best times to pee.
So in summary, with this simple website you can love the problem about when to pee during a crap movie. Hmmm...you know I had to get a #2 reference in there...right???
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