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Thor: The Dark World

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'Thor: The Dark World' Splits The Two Jews On Film, Big Time (Video)

  • Nov 6, 2013
By Joan Alperin Schwartz
This film, is my humble opinion, is awesome.  Of course, if you watched our video, you'd know that the other half of Two Jews On Film, did not think so.
In any case, for those of you who aren't comic book readers, here are the cliff notes...
Thousands of years ago, a race of really scary looking beings, known as the Dark Elves, led by the equally freaky looking, Malekith (Christopher Eccleston) tried to send the universe into darkness, using a powerful weapon known as the Aether..  Guess these dudes don't like the sun, hence their extremely pale skin.
These evil beings were defeated by the supremely handsome Asgard warriors, led by King Odin (Anthony Hopkins)
The Asgard sent the Elves into exile and hid the Aether in a place where no one would ever find it...Seriously??? .When did that ever work?
Anyway Malekith escapes and rallies his troupes, determined to find the Aether and send all the 9 realms, including Earth, into complete darkness.
At the same time, Thor (Chris Hemsworth) has been busy busting heads with his hammer, in an attempt to bring peace to these 9 realms.  He's also pinning away for his human love, astrophysicist, Jane Foster (Natalie Portman)
Speaking of Dr. Jane, in between, longing for Thor's godly touch, she discovers an anomaly similar to the one that brought him and his hammer to Earth in the first place.  
When the doc and her over the top sarcastic intern (Kat Denning) go to investigate, Jane is sucked into a wormhole.
Meanwhile back on Asgard, Thor's bro, Loki (Tom Hiddleston) has been imprisoned for treason and dealing with mommy (Rene Russo) issues.
When Thor, thanks to his buddy (Idris Elba) finds out that Jane has disappeared, he tells his daddy, King Odin, that he wants to return to Earth to find her.  Odin says, No way...Your place is here and of course, as sons often do, Thor disobeys.
But just as Thor lands on Earth, Jane reappears.  Only problem is, during her trip through the wormhole, the Aether entered her body. 
This is not a good thing, since apparently, us humans, can't handle its power.  So, unless Thor can find a way to get the Aether out of Jane's body, she will die.
Faster than the speed of light, he whisks his soul mate back to Asgaard to keep her safe, until he can find a solution to Jane's problem. 
This turns out to be a not so great idea, since, Malekith senses the Aether on Asgaard and he gathers his forces to attack. 
To say anymore would spoil the fun...And this film, shot in 3D, is fun...a lot of fun and it's also funny, as well as exciting, with dazzling special effects, and great characters...There's even a couple of surprises.
The cast is wonderful, with Hiddleston being one of my personal favorites and let's face it, Chris Hemsworth is quite pleasant to look at.
Also worth mentioning...Chris O' Dowd, who has a very funny cameo as Jane's blind date and of course, Stellan Skarsgard, who returns as the discredited scientist, Erik Selvig.   
'Thor: The Dark World' directed by Alan Taylor ('Game of Thrones') and written by Christopher L. Yost, Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely, based on the comic book by Stan Lee, Larry Lieber, Jack Kirby, opens in theatres, Friday November 8, 2013.
I gave the film 5 bagels out of 5...John wasn't even close with his. 
Check out our video for more of our thoughts and John's bagel rating.
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November 15, 2013
Thor is one of my fave Marvel characters, and this one, is really lacking. While I don't share John's dramatic view about the movie, I think I am on his side on this.
November 09, 2013
Thanks for sharing.
More Thor: The Dark World reviews
review by . November 10, 2013
posted in Movie Hype
There is no doubt that this newest Thor movie is superior to the 2011 movie that focused far too much on S.H.I.E.L.D. and building the Marvel universe that it left it's title character and his world threadbare.  Having said that while this newest adventure corrects that deficency, it leaves others still needing attention.      Thor: The Dark World begins by telling the tale of how Thor's grandfather Bor, brought war to the Dark Elves to stop them from destroying …
Quick Tip by . January 02, 2014
I really enjoyed this film. Thor is fleshed out a bit more in the Marvel cinematic universe, but I know there's a better film out there for him.
Quick Tip by . November 10, 2013
posted in Movie Hype
The Nine Realms are coming into alignment and are threatened with destruction unless Thor can stop the evil energy and the creatures who wish to harness it's power. Has far more to do with Thor, his world and friends then the first one hoped to and stands as a great fantasy action film in its own right.
Quick Tip by . August 07, 2013
Im not saying this is going to be a bad movie, but I honestly am not really interested in seeing this one. Am I still going to go see it though......yes. Its a marvel Phase 2 movie, i'm obligated to see it. If there is anything I hope to see from this film though is hopefully some sort of tie in to Guardians of the Galaxy which is coming out next year.
Quick Tip by . April 23, 2013
posted in Movie Hype
Thor going to Loki for help? Jane Foster fighting in Asgard? That is what is happening in this trailer! This film is due out later this year. Looks good from this trailer.
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