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reviewed Creepshow 2. October 07, 2012
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*1/2 out of ****    "Creepshow 2" is absolute laziness stemmed from an absolutely inspired idea. The first "Creepshow" was an utterly fantastic anthology horror film that told three …
reviewed Sector 7 (Korean film). August 17, 2012
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Sector 7
Half a star out of ****    I think I heard of "Sector 7" through Shout Factor earlier this year when they released it onto DVD and Blu-ray in the US. It's a Korean monster movie that …
reviewed Cat People (1942 movie). August 17, 2012
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**** out of ****    As much as I love a good movie monster; I really do miss the days when producers either didn't have the money to show their grotesque creations of the imagination …
reviewed Creepshow. August 17, 2012
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***1/2 out of ****    In 1982, two of horror's greatest living legends, author Stephen King and director George Romero ("Night of the Living Dead", "Martin"), combined their twisted …
reviewed Scarecrows (movie). August 17, 2012
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* out of ****    I literally have nothing to say for this film and just how bad it is. It shoots itself in the foot from the get-go, opening with a horrifyingly misguided sequence …
reviewed The Exorcist III. July 26, 2012
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*** out of ****    Let's get something straight. This is not really "The Exorcist III". It may don the name, but only because the studio intended for it to be a commercial effort. …
reviewed Severance (movie). July 26, 2012
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Severance
** out of ****    In "Severance", weapons manufacturing corporation Palisade's European division is on its way - by bus - to a lodge for a team-building weekend full of activity and …
reviewed Eaten Alive (movie). July 26, 2012
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*** out of ****    Tobe Hooper's "Eaten Alive" is a film so tasteless and sleazy that literally the first few words of dialogue spoken are by Robert Englund as Buck, who is as he says, …
reviewed The Cat o' Nine Tails. July 19, 2012
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The Cat o' Nine Tails
***1/2 out of ****    The blind Franco Arno (Karl Malden) is taking a nightly stroll with his young niece Lori (Cinzia De Carolis) when they pass by a car where a man sits discussing …
reviewed Rammbock: Berlin Undead. July 14, 2012
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Rammbock: Berlin Undead
**1/2 out of ****    I give any director credit if they can at least surpass George Romero's more recently bland attempts at reviving the genre of the undead. Newcomer Marvin Kren …
reviewed Alien. June 24, 2012
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Alien
**** out of ****    Commercial towing spaceship Nostromo is making the long trip back to earth after the crew made out like a group of crafty bandits with about twenty million tons …
reviewed The Devil Inside. June 14, 2012
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The Devil Inside
*1/2 out of ****    On October 30, 1989; it is said that an elderly woman made a 9/11 phone call in which she revealed to have killed three people. Through an excruciatingly dull walk-through …
reviewed cabin Fever 2 spring fever. May 31, 2012
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**1/2 out of ****    The production of the long-awaited sequel to Eli Roth's 2003 horror hit "Cabin Fever" was a long and over-complicated one, in which most of the juicy details have …
reviewed Frontièr(s). May 12, 2012
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Frontièr(s)
*** out of ****    Horror directors are a peculiar breed. With "Frontier(s)", director Xavier Gens has taken the Paris riots and envisioned the cruel aftermath through heads exploding, …
reviewed Last Broadcast. May 12, 2012
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Last Broadcast
** out of ****    It's the upper end of the 1990's, and a film crew that works exclusively for New Jersey-based reality television program "Fact or Fiction" is hitting rock bottom. …
reviewed The Hills Have Eyes (1977 movie). April 29, 2012
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The Hills Have Eyes
** out of ****    An American family, California-bound by RV and car, stop at a creepy gas station ran by a shady old man. We know that the gas station is creepy - and that the old …
reviewed Shaun of the Dead. April 11, 2012
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Shaun of the Dead
**** out of ****    Edgar Wright is the kind of guy who I would best describe as nice. A director of comedy films - always has, always will be, I hope - , it's surprising that one …
reviewed Dream House. April 02, 2012
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Dream House
Half a star out of ****    Such a sad thing it is, when a director and his stars can't even take pride in their own movie. Jim Sheridan and actors Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, and Naomi …
reviewed Cannibal Holocaust. March 15, 2012
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Cannibal Holocaust
**** out of ****    "The one that goes all the way!" "The Most Controversial Film of All-Time!" "Ripout! Barbeque! Devour! How long can you take it?" So goes just three of the many …
reviewed Phantasm II. March 10, 2012
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*** out of ****    It's not easy having to review the sequel to a movie that you so passionately cherish, but here it goes. As it is, I have just started playing the theme from the …
reviewed Identity (2003 movie). February 23, 2012
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Identity
** out of ****    A dark and stormy night. Many cars stranded in muck. A fatal collision between human flesh and hard metal. All three of these things contribute to the gathering of …
reviewed Paranormal Activity (2009 movie). February 18, 2012
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Paranormal Activity (2009)
*** out of ****    "Paranormal Activity" is a rare case. It's the kind of horror movie in which those behind it would like nothing more to indulge and please devote fans of the horror …
reviewed Hostel Part II. February 13, 2012
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Hostel Part II
* out of ****    "Hostel: Part II" is the answer to the question of what's wrong with the horror genre as of late. In a nearly artless 95 minutes of feminine-exclusive exploitation; …
reviewed Vinyan (2008 movie). February 01, 2012
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Vinyan
** out of ****    "Vinyan" has been marketed as a horror film; which is no surprise, given that the director behind it is Fabrice Du Welz. If you haven't seen a little movie known …
reviewed I Drink Your Blood. January 28, 2012
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I Drink Your Blood
**** out of ****    A Satanic cult of hippies enters a small ghost town. They're looking for trouble; assuming that it won't dare confront them, knowing the kind of things that they're …
reviewed Cabin Fever. January 19, 2012
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Cabin Fever
*** out of ****      If you don't like your laughs laced with less-than-subtle and excessive amounts of blood and gore; "Cabin Fever" may not be your cup of tea. In fact, …
reviewed The Fog. January 09, 2012
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The Fog
*** out of ****    I absolutely adore seaside terror. As a resident of coastal Maine; I can relate to these tales for their locations, their adapted characters, their situations, and …
reviewed Wrong Turn. December 24, 2011
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Wrong Turn
** out of ****    As a film that includes cannibalistic hillbilly psychopaths as one of its major pleasures, "Wrong Turn" is one of those many movies that just-plain reminds you of …
reviewed House of 1000 Corpses. December 16, 2011
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House of 1000 Corpses
*1/2 out of ****    So musician Rob Zombie (whose work includes collaborations with the band White Zombie as well as some solo work later in his career) has made a movie. It's called …
reviewed Re-Aminator. December 16, 2011
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**** out of ****    "Re-Animator" is the kind of movie that only a director like Stuart Gordon could make this well. It is based upon an H.P. Lovecraft short story (Herbert West - …
reviewed From Beyond. December 05, 2011
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*** out of ****    If there's one reason to know the name of Stuart Gordon, it's because of his early masterwork of trash "Re-Animator". If there's anything you'll know the writer …
reviewed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003 movie). December 05, 2011
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
** out of ****    Marcus Nispel's "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" takes Tobe Hooper's "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" to almost painfully excessive new highs and lows. As can be expected …
reviewed Alone in the Dark (1982 movie). November 30, 2011
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*** out of ****    Since it's such an overused concept, I've often found myself wondering whether tongue-in-cheek horror movies are even the best kind; or whether they're good at all. …
reviewed The Changeling. November 30, 2011
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The Changling
*** out of ****    "The Changeling" is a crafty, sly, and wholesomely effective horror film that takes inspiration from all over the place; yet it isn't messy. It's a good old fashioned …
reviewed Alone in the Dark (2005 movie). November 25, 2011
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Alone in the Dark
Half a star out of ****    Uwe Boll's "Alone in the Dark" has nothing to do with the somewhat-forgotten and underrated 1982 slasher film of the same name. It is, instead, a big-screen …
reviewed Halloween (1978 movie). November 06, 2011
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Halloween
**** out of ****     I like taking long walks in the night; preferably before winter is upon us. It's just a personal past-time; I enjoy the cold air, the ominous winds, and of course, …
reviewed The Last Man On Earth. October 31, 2011
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The Last Man On Earth
*** out of ****    Robert Morgan (Vincent Price) gets up every morning and marks each day on his current calendar with a little "X". I presume that means to symbolize each day he has …
reviewed Cemetery Man. October 31, 2011
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Cemetery Man
**** out of ****     "Cemetery Man" is another one of those horror flicks where you either love it or you hate it. I've heard some critics call it "vile" and "witless", while others …
reviewed The Exorcist. October 31, 2011
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The Exorcist
**** out of ****     When the end credits suite from "The Exorcist" begin to play, all questions that we might have had regarding the movie have been answered; and we finally understand …
reviewed Carrie. October 31, 2011
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**** out of ****     If there is something more to thank Stephen King for other than his brilliant horror novels, it would be the often equally as brilliant films that they inspire. …
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