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< read all 8 reviewsThe Decline of Western Civilization Rested Squarely on Paris Hilton's Shoulders
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Dec 18, 2008
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Paris Hilton is one of the most irrelevant celebrities of all time. Yeah, that's a lofty statement, but I'm not throwing that around lightly, either. She's made a name off of her fortune. Which, is really her father's. Do you think she could have acquired such wealth on her own?
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She is marginally attractive, aesthetically speaking. But as soon as she let's out her patented "That's hot." comment as a response to everything, it makes me want to feng shui the hell out of my pillow. As in rearrange it's shape with my fist. Seriously, it annoys me to no end.
And I have no idea why I'm writing a review about her, but hey, I like to write. It's probably a lot more coherent, too, than anything she's ever written.
Oh, who am I kidding? This is America. More power to her if she can make more riches for being a sterotypical ditzy, blonde. Kudos!
Does anyone know where I can my hair bleached and styled on the cheap?
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DonnaL1
April 02, 2009
Paris Hilton decided she wanted to be a star (she had contacts anyway), then she hired herself a darn good publicist. It happens all the time. Paris Hilton is quite the marketer herself and knows how to get herself out there. Talent? Not much, other than she knows how to sell....that's a talent in itself, but Paris doesn't have any substance, not that I can see. Look at her mother.....she's always selling herself too. They're all annoying.
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DJRossstar
February 28, 2009
Most women look up to her, sadly, because she is rich and doesn't have to work. I mean, isn't that what most lazy people want in life?
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Another annoying and untalented personality who has some how managed to stay relevant. I actually heard her first album back in like 06, and I have to admit, it was actually far more listenable than anything I heard from Britney Spears. But is that really something to brag about though?
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Will someone tell me just what it is this woman ever did? I know she was a popular media figure before her reality show, and was in fact popular even before that big time modeling contract she signed - otherwise it wouldn't have been news. But who made her and where did she come from? She gets a slight redemption because she's not plaguing the news anymore, but still...
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December 13, 2010
As terrible as she can be, I have to admit that Paris Hilton has surprised me. She's managed to take being a little rich girl and turn it into a profitable business.
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June 11, 2010
Awesome book and history, Good read.
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November 19, 2009
She's kind of annoying, but ya gotta hand it to her for milking it and managing to stay relevant for so long.
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review by Friedpez.
December 10, 2008
Who else, you ask, could take a simple title and turn it into millions of dollars? Paris Whitney Hilton, that's who. I agree- she's done some pretty stupid things over the years and even served 22 days in jail. Okay, we all get second chances. But Paris Hilton, heiress to a billion-dollar fortune, made a name for herself just by partying like no other. She's done shows, movies, modeling, and just about everything else a famous person can get away with, and in the mean time, … more
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November 24, 2008
To quote the Absolutely Fabulous character Patsy Stone in response to a jab that Ivana Trump is "a classic bimbo...false tan...far too thin...always pouting...absolutely no character...skirt's too short," I'd have to say of Paris Hilton that "I think she's tremendous." And then I, and anyone else listening, would consider the degree to which the statement was made sarcastically. I truly loathe this person's media representation--how could anyone, after all, especially having never met her, really … more
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Paris Whitney Hilton is an American actress, heiress, celebutante, model, singer, and TV personality. Born February 17, 1981, she is best known for her infamous 2003 sex tape and for her role in Fox and E's The Simple Life, as well as many other minor roles. After several legal incidents and driving-related violations, Hilton was sentence to jail, served 22 days in detention, and was released on June 26, 2007. She has since starred in My New BFF and is currently slated to do another season of the show for MTV.
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