The ART OF WAR....Against Internet Trolls...A FUNNY List!
Apr 12, 2010
Internet Trolls...geez. Amazon.com is infested by them. There are different levels of trolls, some make insults, some give you negative votes because they want your spotlight or they just don't like you, some command other trolls to vote against you and some are the actual makers of the product being reviewed. I try to pay them no mind but every once in awhile they get to be very insulting that I tend to have a little fun with them by making them feel dumb and stupid. Thank god, this site isn't infested, but if there were, I'd like to have a certain approach. Please keep in mind that this list is ONLY for fun. I like fighting my own wars against trolls...
As one of Lunch's community manager, Debbie takes the lead since she can smooth out potential arguements because she knows how. This would be the first step, since being civil is the best approach. People tend to listen to her and she likes to stay neutral. Usually things calm down when she approaches...
If Devora fails, Sharrie can step in and invite the troll to see her pictures of travel. Then the troll will become jealous and they will just shut up. However, this troll may just become more agitated.
Ok, if we have one tough troll and Sean may have forgotten to eat while he talked to the Mr. Troll so the next move would be to have the other Sean write an extensive analysis of the issue. Orlok's reviews are so top-notch that Trolls tend to stay away from them because they can't understand them. His reviews on Vampirism repels trolls because they get freaked out.
See the full review, "LUNCHER PROFILE Vol. 1: Lunch.com's Resident Waffle-Hating and Skunk Spray-Loving Weirdo!".
Ok, After the troll gets roasted by Christy and Cenobite, you send in Dave...the problem is; this troll either likes horror movies and is a Sam Raimi fan...Mr. Troll is also a Mets fan so Dave doesn't do anything...
What?! Mr. Troll set up dummy accounts to make himself look good and make everyone look bad? send in the purely bad-ass troll hunter who likes to torture them. Hopefully it does not come to this and hope that the Troll war will be over by step # 4...it will get ugly.