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The ART OF WAR....Against Internet Trolls...A FUNNY List!

Apr 12, 2010

by woopak_the_thrill
posted in WHAT CAN I SAY?

Internet Trolls...geez. Amazon.com is infested by them. There are different levels of trolls, some make insults, some give you negative votes because they want your spotlight or they just don't like you, some command other trolls to vote against you and some are the actual makers of the product being reviewed. I try to pay them no mind but every once in awhile they get to be very insulting that I tend to have a little fun with them by making them feel dumb and stupid. Thank god, this site isn't infested, but if there were, I'd like to have a certain approach. Please keep in mind that this list is ONLY for fun. I like fighting my own wars against trolls...

Debbie (devora) on Lunch

As one of Lunch's community manager, Debbie takes the lead since she can smooth out potential arguements because she knows how. This would be the first step, since being civil is the best approach. People tend to listen to her and she likes to stay neutral. Usually things calm down when she approaches...

Sean_Rhodes

Mr. Troll is still standing after the sugar rush, and break dancing? Send Sean to analyze the problem. He'll present an analysis that will bewilder Mr. Troll! Trolls are dumb, lazy and without manners--and has a short attention span. Let Sean talk Mr. Troll to oblivion.
See the full review, "LUNCHER PROFILE Vol. 3: Awesome Reviewer and Great Guy..But Don't HIRE Him as a Food Critic!".

Count_Orlok_22 (Sean) on Lunch.

Ok, if we have one tough troll and Sean may have forgotten to eat while he talked to the Mr. Troll so the next move would be to have the other Sean write an extensive analysis of the issue. Orlok's reviews are so top-notch that Trolls tend to stay away from them because they can't understand them. His reviews on Vampirism repels trolls because they get freaked out.
See the full review, "LUNCHER PROFILE Vol. 1: Lunch.com's Resident Waffle-Hating and Skunk Spray-Loving Weirdo!".

Christy

Dang...This Troll gave Orlok waffles and so he moonwalked away from the troll. Send in Christy who can upset the troll with his funny one-liners and humorous sarcasm. Christy's such a nice guy that it is hard for trolls to hate him...
See the full review, "Luncher Profile Vol. 4: A Tribute To A Great Friend, and Fellow Reviewer Who Loves Horror Films!".

Nick (trashcanman) on Lunch

What?! Mr. Troll set up dummy accounts to make himself look good and make everyone look bad? send in the purely bad-ass troll hunter who likes to torture them. Hopefully it does not come to this and hope that the Troll war will be over by step # 4...it will get ugly.

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djevoke January 31, 2012

This is AWESOME! What took me so long to see this one? I can definitely tire them out for you because if my music isn't doing it, I'll challenge them to a dance battle LOL I'm honored to be included in this list of badasses, thanks!

woopak_the_thrill February 04, 2012

yeah....what is wrong with you?! It has been up for almost two years...you and Orlok going to have that dance off yet?

since you liked this list, have you seen this one?

djevoke February 05, 2012

LOL...speaking of up for two years...I'm waiting for the coin toss ;p

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Madpenguin June 25, 2011

You can update this if you like. lol.

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devora April 16, 2010

Ha, way to tell off the trolls! But why ya gotta send them to me first? ;) j/k! Trolls can be entertaining, but I much prefer someone who has the kahunas to speak their mind while being and protraying themselves, as themselves. When I'm on a forum and someone without a photo, or with an avatar or some other troll'ish flair, posts something, I tend to just gloss over it and ignore it.

Remember, first rule of dealing with trolls is: Don't feed the trolls! So I wouldn't be so sure about sending them to Patty so early on ;) By the way, something tells me that you'll appreciate this awesome infographic!

woopak_the_thrill April 19, 2010

ha ha. I figured I'd send you over first because of your mad communication skills and you do have a charming personality... ;-) Trolls will definitely like Patty's baking LOL! Thanks for pointing me to that direction....

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QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

I've been nothing but polite in ripping your opinion to shred Woop. Oh, byt the way, Jet Eller who wrote and directed NIGHT FEEDERS is working on a flick with a title that's something like PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

I know..but trolls hate that while I love it because I am crazy LOL! Fressshhhh!! I think I heard about that bit about NIGHT FEEDERS...hey, you just gave me an idea. ;-)

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QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

Cool. But I don't suppose youll tell me what it is until you're good and ready to , right?

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

another list, my queen...hee hee.

QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

I suspected that much.

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

BTW, Karen, I went and reviewed an Indie Horror movie with Christina Ricci...not too shabby.

QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

Stay out of my territory!!! );-P

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

I luv you....

QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

Shouldn't that be, "I wuv you"?

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Count_Orlok_22 April 12, 2010

I think you may have confused yourself with Thor, the bane of Trolls and Frost Giants. Oh, well. And dude, are my reviews confusing and hard to understand? That's not good. I guess you'll need to give me more constructive criticism. And you forgot, I can also drive trolls away with my psychoanalytical abilities! =D

woopak_the_thrill April 12, 2010

it's not that your reviews are hard to understand--it's just that Trolls are DUMB. Did you read the part how the troll got pass you? Good catch on the Thor thing LOL!

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Count_Orlok_22 April 12, 2010

Yeah, I was going to mention that. Besides, no one gets past me. I'm a pacifist, so I don't fight people, but if I did they wouldn't stand a chance. Like Howard the Duck, I too am a master of Quack-fu! LMAO!

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

God...never thought I'd hear that word again...

Count_Orlok_22 April 14, 2010

Wanna see what I can do with my webbed feet and duck's bill? LOL!

Count_Orlok_22 August 26, 2010

Alas, lucky and unlucky numbers 7, 11 and 13 are now gone. : (

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Sean_Rhodes April 12, 2010

"Ok, if we have one tough troll and Sean may have forgotten to eat while he talked to the Mr. Troll so the next move would be..."

I practically died of laughter at this part! This is by far the most creative and most entertaining list I've read on the site so far.

woopak_the_thrill April 12, 2010

thanks, bud...see the one with the waffles?

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Count_Orlok_22 April 12, 2010

Gee, thanks for pointing that out. I don't have a weakness to waffles, I just don't like them.

Sean_Rhodes April 12, 2010

Nevertheless that would certainly be interesting. Sean, you'd be ready to kick ass and then the troll presents waffles. "No! Waffles! My one weakness!" What an interesting weakness for a Superhero!

QUEENBFLIX April 13, 2010

Waffles are the Count's kryptonite.

woopak_the_thrill April 13, 2010

...and skunk spray his spinach LOL!

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