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Most Perverted iPhone Apps!

  • Jul 1, 2011
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When you're bored in physics and astronomy and want to stay awake in class, you do what normal people do--whip out your iPhone to play footsie with your virtual, conveniently submissive girlfriend. Oddly, some folks find that less than appropriate. Fortunately, we're here to prove them wrong with the following wonderful iPhone apps that clearly reflect popular opinion and approval.
1
Puff!


The app features three pretty Japanese ladies: gravure idols Yurika Kurosawa, Aki Suzumori and Kana Osumi whose skirts you can blow up (using the mic) or flick up (using the touch screen). The app was removed two years ago, and apparently so was the dignity of its creators.
2
Sexy Touch #
Puzzles and perversion? Smells like alliteration, which must mean it's good. You have to "trace along the shape outline with your finger without raising it and without passing over any line twice." The girls also have "sexy voices" and make "sexy sounds." Perfect! All they have to do now is get rid of the puzzles.
3
iFlipflow




















"I am not such a girl!" Yes, you can customize what your lady friend will exclaim as you carelessly undress her with a tilt of your hand. Ah, but it's okay--you can undress a man, too! And despite the content of its character, I'm always in favor of equity!
4
Sasame Kisscomi

Sasameki Koto, a popular yuri (lesbian) manga and anime on which this app is based, thought it'd be neat to give fans a way to test their kissing skills. Oh, not for kissing with real people, obviously, but with their favorite 2-D anime character, preferably on wintergreen-scented HDTV glass. 
5
Boob Job











Who needs a fake doctor to tell you how big to go when you can download an iPhone app to tell you the same fake thing? I DO. I need a real person to tell me how beautiful I'm not, thank you very much.
6
MyVibe
















 Finally, a useful app.
7
Tickle Her
Ever wanted to anthropomorphize your iPhone so you could offer your tickling services to someone that would actually accept them? Prepare to be self-entertained (and alone) for a long time.
8
ABCs of Boobs
Now here is an app that would make any breast oncologist ecstatic. Oh the idea of responding to a patient's endless queries with, "Download the ABCs of Boobs." is positively euphoric and cathartic.
9
iPleasure
DON'T EAT YOUR FINGER!

This app is actually quite practical. When you finally go on that first date with your office crush and end up in her bedroom, you can tell her you're a pro at seductive lip-caressing, thanks to iPleasure. Do I hear a second date?


No...
10
Undress Her
Okay, this app is just misleading. All you do is upload a photo, it puts a slightly opaque colored layer on top, and you essentially draw circles to get rid of the layer. So, no, I won't dignify this one with the attention a naughty app deserves.
11
BellyButton












Belly buttons? SEXY. That's why we see so much of it in naughty movies. And that's why this app exists.
12
Knicker Picker
Finally, an app that's focused on putting clothes ON, rather than being taken OFF. 

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July 01, 2011
Heh. I saw the word 'perverted' and I came running to comment here LOL! I never got into different apps myself but I am glad they are around....wait. why am I glad? LOL Nice list...weird but nice list.
 
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